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Sic Semper Goon posted:Scroll up, stupid. My bad, thanks.
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Nothing I could make up would be better than this
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May 13, 2017 08:55
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*will shove star wars and comic book fandom down kid's throats at fundamentalist christian levels of fervor*
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May 13, 2017 09:32
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*takes 5 month old on trip to europe*
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May 13, 2017 10:01
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If you put a Guy Fawkes mask on your child and post it on the internet CPS should automatically take your kids away.  Same goes for any other usage of your child for dumb loving meme/political purposes.
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May 13, 2017 10:02
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* Finally finds pediatrician that will diagnose child with all the same allergies I pretend to have *
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May 13, 2017 11:46
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*tries to make 8 month old play nintendo*
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May 13, 2017 13:02
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walgreenslatino posted:*doesnt realize he's a millennial* durrrrrr
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May 13, 2017 13:54
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Doesn't help children with math homework. Spends seven hours a week lecturing them about pronouns.
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May 13, 2017 15:40
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"Landyn please do not throw your organic apple slices around the backset, and finish your duolingo spanish lessons on your ipad!"
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May 13, 2017 15:42
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walgreenslatino posted:*doesnt realize he's a millennial* im generation Y
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May 13, 2017 16:00
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*refuses epidural* *screams bloody murder for epidural 2 minutes into labor*
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May 13, 2017 16:08
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Rutibex posted:im generation Y Same thing
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May 13, 2017 16:10
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"Well, mother, I think we made it very clear that any non-gender-neutral clothing we received was going straight in the donation bin."
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May 13, 2017 16:12
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bradzilla posted:*starts a Mommy Blog* I have a cousin who does this for a living. It's kind of awkward not being able to tell her it's dumb. But it lets her work and live wherever she wants in the world.
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May 13, 2017 16:13
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*breaks into house with a ski mask and waves a gun in their childrens' face while also screaming that Santa isn't real* *takes off mask to reveal it's just goofy ol dad, shows off hidden camera to kids to show them how epically I pranked them*
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May 13, 2017 16:19
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https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=trolling+a+baby
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May 13, 2017 17:03
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Rutibex posted:im generation Y Thats an odd thing to take pride in.
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May 13, 2017 17:06
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bradzilla posted:*refuses epidural* *doesn't shut up about 'drug free pregnancy'*
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May 13, 2017 17:09
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https://twitter.com/gothichannahx/status/862833113621078016 https://twitter.com/Kuh_dean/status/861738435266084864 https://twitter.com/manicandotricks/status/861738076892266500 https://twitter.com/baldnboujee/status/861737924798410752 https://twitter.com/normallysqueen/status/861737823224909825 https://twitter.com/queenkatomns/status/861576313424928768 https://twitter.com/btobbleb/status/861517118931558400
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May 13, 2017 17:09
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*dad ties up gender-neutral child's hair with spare scrunchie used for his man-bun*
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May 13, 2017 17:16
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https://twitter.com/decaaliyah/status/714000631040749568 https://twitter.com/SaluteThee_Bby/status/597084223523201025 https://twitter.com/513doe/status/594849598784561152 https://twitter.com/coca_tatiana/status/589883631138635777 https://twitter.com/Fantasyy__Landd/status/405112542042660864 https://twitter.com/shabbajaylen/status/466428399855357952 https://twitter.com/ptcrUIsErUsA/status/559165542574333952
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May 13, 2017 17:17
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Orkin Mang posted:i never loved you. i thought i did. and maybe i did, once. were different people now. ive done a lot of things i regret. i thought things would turn out differently. thats life, isnt it. we dont always get what we want. ill always care about you Wow, almost word for word what my wife said to me when she decided to divorce me
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May 13, 2017 17:29
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Youtube is a mistake.
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May 13, 2017 18:04
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*Buys child white Jordans in every half size, makes child keep them clean
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May 13, 2017 18:09
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Famethrowa posted:The fact that 30 y/o alcoholic computer janitors sound like old-rear end boomers complaining about participation trophies is pretty loving lol
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May 13, 2017 18:11
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Famethrowa posted:The fact that 30 y/o alcoholic computer janitors sound like old-rear end boomers complaining about participation trophies is pretty loving lol
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May 13, 2017 18:47
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Famethrowa posted:The fact that 30 y/o alcoholic computer janitors sound like old-rear end boomers complaining about participation trophies is pretty loving lol
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May 13, 2017 18:53
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*Overworked parents desperately grabbing bites of toddler's unfinished quinoa and hemp seed patties and draining the sippy cup of kombucha while kids are asleep*
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May 13, 2017 19:05
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Wish my kid was black.
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May 13, 2017 19:14
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Ignores doctor's advice because they found a more holistic way to treat cancer online. Child dies.
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May 13, 2017 19:31
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mucocele posted:Ignores doctor's advice because they found a more holistic way to treat cancer online. Starts gofundme to pay for funeral, legal fees
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May 13, 2017 19:36
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If our little They wants to be a dragon-skunk, then who are we to judge. Lets buy They a dragon-skunk costume. If They no longer wishes to be human, we must support They
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May 13, 2017 19:39
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*purposely gets pregnant six months before inauguration day so that they can celebrate Hillary's victory with a third trimester abortion. Votes Hillary, gets excited and then after the election travels to Mexico for an abortion. As Laikkynn is struggling to breathe on the bloody stainless table, the Mexican doctor refuses to seal the deal so mom starts a Facebook stream and beats Laikkynn's skull in with her iPhone. The end*
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May 13, 2017 20:59
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bradzilla posted:......................//) I, a new millennial parent, just called the police on this post.
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little atticus seems to like playing with dumptrucks and i am heartbroken. it's like our talk about heteronormativity meant nothing to him.
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May 13, 2017 21:45
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*makes baby go on a juice cleanse when it cries too much*
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May 13, 2017 21:59
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Fartbox posted:If our little They wants to be a dragon-skunk, then who are we to judge. Lets buy They a dragon-skunk costume. If They no longer wishes to be human, we must support They https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo
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May 13, 2017 22:29
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YOUR SON BIG MCINTOSH RAPED OUR DAUGHTER ROSE QUARTZ! HE DIDN'T ALLOW HER TO USE THE GHOSTBUSTER PLAYHOUSE SET FIRST! IM CALLING THE COPS SHE WAS ASSAULTED!
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