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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


The earliest use of "gently caress" is German and had to do with hitting or striking. Never trust a goon.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bump

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

poor mike pence, thought of horses and came

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Helicopters buzz low overhead, blaring amnesty if he just turns himself in. American Vice President Mike Pence leads Buttercup down the mountain and across the border into Canada. He knows he won't be welcomed here, but every mile he puts between his lover and the subterranean TrumpCo glue factories beneath the cratered remains of DC is one mile closer to a life he's only lived in dreams.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no man can be hosed by a horse of course
That is, of course, unless that man is the famous Mr. Pence.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Google has NO SEARCH RESULTS for Mike pence hosed a Horse?? LAMESTREAM MEDIA doesnt want u to know

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

you must not be googling right, he clearly said he loves the way the horse penis feels inside him

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
bumping while laughing out loud at reality

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

VectorSigma posted:

i wonder how this will affect his gallop approval rating

I got a small chuckle outta this one.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

mike pence for president 2020: please clop

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

how did mike pence find his horse in the stable?

very satisfying!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i wonder if mike pence's administration will be mared with scandal

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

hey guys i know we're all having a good time here but lets keep in mind whats really important: mike pence hosed a horse

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
h o r s e f u c k e r

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

a proud man rides high in the saddle

a proper lady rides side saddle

mike pence gets rode bareback

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

saw a picture of a stallion and was forcibly reminded of the time mike pence said "that's a fine equine for my behind" before getting vigourously assfucked

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
Mods please embed this into the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


of all the things to learn today

mike pence hosed a horse

thank you thread

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001



by request

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
and got blood on my rear end cause i got hosed by a horse

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I wonder if he gave the horse meth first.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

just got reminded today is the preakness, and there is a greater than 0% percent chance that the vice president of the united states, michael meyers pence, will let one of those horses inside of him.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
just remembered :magical:

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Just remembered what? OHHHHHHHH RIGHT

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

actually i just bumped this thread because i remembered ted hosed a rat

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

StashAugustine posted:

actually i just bumped this thread because i remembered ted hosed a rat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWnyb0FNsfo

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

This is an example of how strong Ted's compulsion to be clever is. He turns that phrase even when it makes no sense, because he must.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i kinda like ted cruz, he seems like he would be fun to hang out with.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Baloogan posted:

i kinda like ted cruz, he seems like he would be fun to hang out with.

:stare:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qejH9cB6xTE

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Baloogan posted:

i kinda like ted cruz, he seems like he would be fun to hang out with.

Ted Cruz seems like the kinda guy you go out of your way to not be alone in a room with.

Just remembered what thread this was

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

please, keep ted cruz talk in another thread, one that is not about mike pence loving a horse. please do not talk about ted cruz in a thread about a horse loving mike pence, either

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

now, to get this thread back on topic: mike pence hosed a horse

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
the name of the horse? ted cruz

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



I just remembered that Vice President Mike Pence allowed a horse to be inside of his anus.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Homeless Friend posted:

the name of the horse? ted cruz

god drat :sbahj:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

TWIST FIST posted:

now, to get this thread back on topic

I believe what vaporwave has to do with buddhism is the realization of the failures of utopia, as it never takes the present into context, its all about the World of Tomorrow which never comes. The music itself isn't unpleasant, it is what it is communicating to us, the mass unconsiousness of society prior to our present moment. Vaporwave can be thought of as an alarm clock to us, telling us to wake up into awareness. No soul does not mean desolation Fernando, in fact it means quite the opposite.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You know sometimes when i see our vice president, mike penice, face red and straining in the throws of his insatiable barnyard lust, greased from head to toe, legs quivering akimbo beneath some once noble beast, face brimming with the most intense undeserved pride, for a moment i rememver that i am a slave, but this maniac before me is freer than god himself.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

some once noble beast

Please don't Pence-shame tia

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Give a horse milk and it will poo poo out pence

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