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Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Hey thread thanks for reminding me that my Vice President took horse penis inside his body

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


He's the Mike Thernovithth of horse cum

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
What breed of horse is his favorite, do you think?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Mayor Dave posted:

What breed of horse is his favorite, do you think?

The American Cream Draft



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Cream_Draft

edit: or the Appendix Quarter Horse, Assateague, Florida Cracker, Knabstrupper, and Mountain Pleasure Horse,

Bert Roberge has issued a correction as of 18:28 on Jun 3, 2017

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

oh man totally remembered this

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Welp was just reminded again that vice president of the United States Mike Pence has an insatiable hunger for floppy horse weiners

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mister magpie posted:

Mike Pence was hosed BY a horse

I think it's kinda problematic to think of loving as something that con only be done by the penetrative partner to the receiving partner.

Mike Pence and a horse hosed

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


:Looks in the mirror:

MIKE P. hosed YOUR HORSE tatooed on my chest

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Guy Goodbody posted:


Mike Pence and a horse made love

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Oh, I just remembered, Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence engaged in vigorous equine coitus.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i can't scroll through c-spam without seeing this thread and being reminded at this point, might as well embrace mike "mr. hands" pence

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

a casual observer may see this thread and believe that the posters here are saying rude things about mike pence's wife. however, this is not the case, as mike pence has hosed a real, actual horse, and not his wife

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
we do not in fact have confirmation that mike pence has ever had sex with his wife. we do, however, know for sure he has had sex with a horse.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
you fools
this was not just run of the mill horse hockey
this was horsesex followed by a tweet with a reagan quote about how loving a horse is good for you

get. on. his. level.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
mike "why is horse tinder still geofenced to indiana" pence

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I think it's kinda problematic to think of loving as something that con only be done by the penetrative partner to the receiving partner.

Mike Pence and a horse hosed

Mike Pence and a horse consented to loving

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

mister magpie posted:

Mike Pence and a horse consented to loving

and I just remembered that

THANKS!!!!!!!!

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Michael Pence entered into a sexual contract with a horse, giving pleasure to receive pleasure.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

mister magpie posted:

Mike Pence and a horse consented to loving

Well, Mike Pence consented. The horse refuses to be interviewed.

Lord of Pie posted:

Welp was just reminded again that vice president of the United States Mike Pence has an insatiable hunger for floppy horse weiners

Floppy? No, I think you'll find Mr. Pence prefers it rock hard.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

I think it's kinda problematic to think of loving as something that con only be done by the penetrative partner to the receiving partner.

Mike Pence and a horse hosed

mike pence power bottomed a horse

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Bobby Digital posted:

mike pence power bottomed a horse

Mike Pence played catcher for a horse dong

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

horse dong scores ground rule double on mike pence

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

sometimes he has the horse wear a little suit tailored to fit a horse, pence is always naked though.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike👏pence👏hosed👏a👏horse

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Lastgirl posted:

this thread got bumped and i was reminded thanks

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
straight from the horsefucker's mouth


https://twitter.com/VP/status/863182608552906755

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
:siren: reminder :siren:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

forever and ever!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
a horse perforated Vice President Michael Pence's colon and he liked it

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Top City Homo posted:

a horse perforated Vice President Michael Pence's colon and he liked it

i know; i had to cover up the hospital records


it was, awful

and him ecstatically cackling the whole time just made it worse :barf:

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Wasn't Pence trying the first ever horse-human-horse spit roast?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Mike Pence fucks

horses

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Mike Pence fucks

horses

more than his mom-wife

she is worried this habit is coming between them

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/GovPenceIN/status/487407198415646720

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Top City Homo posted:

a horse perforated Vice President Michael Pence's colon and he liked it

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
michael pence has biblically been "known" by a horse

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
a personal favorite

:wink:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i just remembered mike pence hosed a horse

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



huh how about that

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