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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
hey

hey guys

so I was talking with lastgirl and she mentioned, mike pence hosed a horse??

like, is this true? that's pretty messed up

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



michael philip pence was doomed from birth with a name like that

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i saw a twitter post by karen pence, and was reminded her husband hosed a horse

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

michael philip pence was doomed from birth with a name like that

Penis of
Equine
Nailing
Colon
Erryday

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I hear Mr hands got Penced to death

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
The Pences?

Hate em.

Buncha bison fuckers and horse fuckers for real.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i have heard through the "grapevine" that a certain Vice President (Michael Pence) fancies being buggered in the bunghole by sturdy equine transport

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i saw a picture of trump and pence together and i wondered if trump and pence exchanged fetishes, like, trump introduced him to watersports in exchange for an introduction to pence's favorite stallion

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



they call him M Bison cos hes hung like the letter m

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i jst rmbrd vp mp fd a hrs

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Al! posted:

i jst rmbrd vp mp fd a hrs

and liked it :smugdon:

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

i thought of finally getting a horse in the hit nintendo game, breath of the wild but then i remembered


michael pence had intercourse

not with his wife, but with a horse

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:raise: "Evil arouses weakness"

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

:raise: "Evil arouses weakness"

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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Mr. Speaker, I would like to uh *cough* introduce H.R. 521, in recognition of Mike Pence loving a horse.

Whereas Mike Pence hosed a horse, and whereas they both jizzed gallons of cum,

*sip of water*

and whereas Mike Pence is a horsefucker who sucked a horse's giant horse cock,

(muffled conversation off mic)

Excuse me Mr. Speaker, I've just been informed of something. I've been informed by a congressional page that Mike Pence hosed a horse.

To address the horse loving of the Vice President in an emergency session, let me summarize the remainder of my bill. Hereby be it resolved, that Mike Pence is a horsefucker.

Thank you Mr. Speaker, I yield the remainder of my time. Mike Pence hosed a horse.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

His lovestruck gaze reminded me that the vice president of the united states hosed a horse and then tweeted about it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Mike Pence does not gently caress horses, he makes love to them.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mr philip horsefucker pence

generic metric
Jul 1, 2008

bumphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
happy birthday u old horsefucker u

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hate to double bump this thread but it is what it says on the label: mike pence hosed a horse

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al! posted:

i saw a twitter post by karen pence, and was reminded her husband hosed a horse

What did Karen say?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Guy Goodbody posted:

What did Karen say?

"My husband, Vice President of the United States of America Michael Pence lusted after and was mounted by, in a most unnatural manner, by a stallion."

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Minding my own business. Posting in the internet.

When I remembered.

Mike Pence had sex with a horse.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Personally, I'd like to stop remembering that Mike Pence hosed a horse, and I can only assume posting itt will achieve that

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
happy birthday you gay horsefucker

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
more like horsey girthday!!!

UHD
Nov 11, 2006



look at the happy couple :allears:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Mr. Speaker, I would like to uh *cough* introduce H.R. 521, in recognition of Mike Pence loving a horse.

Whereas Mike Pence hosed a horse, and whereas they both jizzed gallons of cum,

*sip of water*

and whereas Mike Pence is a horsefucker who sucked a horse's giant horse cock,

(muffled conversation off mic)

Excuse me Mr. Speaker, I've just been informed of something. I've been informed by a congressional page that Mike Pence hosed a horse.

To address the horse loving of the Vice President in an emergency session, let me summarize the remainder of my bill. Hereby be it resolved, that Mike Pence is a horsefucker.

Thank you Mr. Speaker, I yield the remainder of my time. Mike Pence hosed a horse.

we are done; this thread can't get better than this

just *tears of joy*

:perfect:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
another day, another memory of mike pence's cavities filled with horse semen

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Al! posted:

another day, another memory of mike pence's cavities filled with horse semen

:barf:

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I was only searching for horse porn to prove to my wife that it exists, but then I saw a mighty stallion pounding who I can only assume was the Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Not a Step posted:

I was only searching for horse porn to prove to my wife that it exists, but then I saw a mighty stallion pounding who I can only assume was the Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence.

nice

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Not a Step posted:

I was only searching for horse porn to prove to my wife that it exists, but then I saw a mighty stallion pounding who I can only assume was the Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
A Horsefucker is Vice President of the United States of America. His Name? Michael Pence

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






thx i had something similar in mind but didn't have time as i had to skiddadle off to werk

dope username btw, respek

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