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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Judas Pence laid with a horse in the biblical sense

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

he's gotten hosed by so many stallions, we really ought to update the title

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I notice this is the only 5 rated thread on the front page. Why is that? The bestiality? CSPAM loves Mike Pence because he kept the chuds from doing a coup? A secret cabal of Hittite thread raters?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bump

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Thinking of which thread to represent in the Goon Fund contest and remembered

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
bump

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1652497750276075521

:eyepop:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bump

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Mike Pence was very excited about that ad until he read it closely.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Pence turned away from the ad in disgust the moment he read that the horse is a gelding.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
I remembered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVyDpMfMtZw

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1663978472614526976

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bump

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

horse husbandry classes mandatory in all public schools

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Suspicious posted:

horse husbandry classes mandatory in all public schools

That's not what husbandry means

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


ben shapino posted:

That's not what husbandry means

He was extremely disappointed the first day of class

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mike Pence coming in: a dark horse

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
this reminded me of Pence for some reason

https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1663949752797392897

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Platystemon posted:

Mike Pence coming in: a dark horse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Xand_Man posted:

He was extremely disappointed the first day of class

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
just saw this thread again and feel compelled to bump it

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

like pence's prostate when a stallion is having it's way with him bump

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Relevant Tangent posted:

like pence's prostate when a stallion is having it's way with him bump

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

do you think pence gets around with many horses or fucks just one horse at a time

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Broken Box posted:

do you think pence gets around with many horses or fucks just one horse at a time

There's an assembly line. Pence gets on a conveyor belt, and is passed from horse to horse to horse.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Broken Box posted:

do you think pence gets around with many horses or fucks just one horse at a time

he has a whole stable of stallions

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
It's definitely every horse, that's why mother has to follow him everywhere

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

every horse every hole all at once

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bump

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I like to remember that mike pence learned about horse loving from Ronald Reagan

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

lol he hosed a horse

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

maybe the real treasure was all the horses mike pence hosed along the way

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

He's going to need to get blasted by multiple stallions right before the next debate.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Bump

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
this dude still running? naked in the barnyard?

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Al! posted:

this dude still running? naked in the barnyard?

Don't be vulgar. Mike Pence fucks horses while fully clothed (with the exception of strategically placed cutouts).

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