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Did he actually? You know what never mind. It doesn't matter. Mike Pence hosed A Horse
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Mike Pence hosed a horse. Here's why. by Ezra Klein
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May 14, 2017 06:36
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Google has NO SEARCH RESULTS for Mike pence hosed a Horse?? LAMESTREAM MEDIA doesnt want u to know
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May 17, 2017 08:32
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Mr. Speaker, I would like to uh *cough* introduce H.R. 521, in recognition of Mike Pence loving a horse. Whereas Mike Pence hosed a horse, and whereas they both jizzed gallons of cum, *sip of water* and whereas Mike Pence is a horsefucker who sucked a horse's giant horse cock, (muffled conversation off mic) Excuse me Mr. Speaker, I've just been informed of something. I've been informed by a congressional page that Mike Pence hosed a horse. To address the horse loving of the Vice President in an emergency session, let me summarize the remainder of my bill. Hereby be it resolved, that Mike Pence is a horsefucker. Thank you Mr. Speaker, I yield the remainder of my time. Mike Pence hosed a horse.
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Jun 7, 2017 08:48
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Welcome back to the Situation Room. CNN has received late-breaking news that Mike Pence hosed a horse. To address this story we go to Christiane Amanpour, who joins us live from the filthiest barnyard fuckfest you can even imagine. Christiane? Christiane: *clops a pair of coconuts together* neeeiighhh!
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Jun 11, 2017 08:03
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super sweet best pal posted:Kind of hard to bump when you never forget. I wear a baseball cap with a sticky note on the brim bent down into my field of vision that reads, quote, "Mike Pence hosed a horse" to ensure that at all times I am at least subliminally aware of the certain fact that Mike Pence hosed a horse.
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Jun 15, 2017 08:03
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Agnosticnixie posted:I wonder whether his constituents would be scandalized if it turned out the horse wasn't white. ilegal arabian cataphracts are flooding into THIS COUNTRY on hosreback and armor and MIKE PENCE doesn't Care??? HERE'S WHY PENCECUCKS
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Jun 18, 2017 20:41
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Mayor Dave posted:What do you think Mike Pence does when he can't get horse? Does he have one of those realistic animal dildos or is he celibate? Masturbation is a sin and a perversion. Lust is one of the seven deadly sins, and pornography addiction is a very serious problem and barrier to accepting the word of Christ. If your wife is not adequately performing her domestic duties to your satisfaction as head of a traditional family, you are advised as a Christian to find release in loving a horse, as our Vice President, Michael Richard Pence has ably demonstrated.
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Jun 19, 2017 08:36
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I can see Mike Pence wanting to be bossed around sexually by the horse, but I could also imagine this rock-ribbed Republican power-bottoming the horse. He would say clearly: you listen up horse, I am the Vice President of These United States. You will do me up the poop chute.
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Jun 21, 2017 05:02
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What can we do to raise awareness that Mike Pence hosed a horse? Is there some kind of bake sale or booth at the county fair we can organize, so that all right-thinking Americans are equipped with the knowledge that Mike Pence hosed a horse? It just chaps my hide that millions of us go into the voting booths ignorant of the evening of sweaty passion that Mike Pence had with a horse on at least one occasion, perhaps several.
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Jun 25, 2017 00:09
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punchymcpunch posted:heres my take on it Mike Fuckerhorse does it again! Sorry Ronnie, but nobody Dorks the Horsefucker. This horse can suck anything.
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Jun 30, 2017 08:35
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YEA: 50 NAY: 50 horse cum: 1
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Jul 10, 2017 07:51
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Oh, right! Mike Pence hosed a horse. Man, I'd almost forgotten.
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Jul 19, 2017 07:17
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Probably?? PROBABLY?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!
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Aug 19, 2017 09:01
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ScrubLeague posted:I'm honestly not sure if this thread is reminding me that Vice President Mike Pence hosed a horse, or if I'm now just constantly aware that Vice President Mike Pence hosed a horse. True enlightenment is in the abolition of all false thoughts from our consciousness, except for the only salient truth of the Universe, that Mike Pence hosed a horse.
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Sep 5, 2017 08:52
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That was a close call. We need to start raising public awareness that Mike Pence hosed a horse immediately. All of this data and research needs to be mirrored all over the Dark Web or there's a serious risk of humanity losing the knowledge that Mike Pence can't get enough horse pussy.
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Oct 6, 2017 07:10
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The latest celebrity sexual harassment expose just landed: Mike Pence hosed a horse
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Nov 11, 2017 05:06
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Could God create a horse cock so large that even Mike Pence couldn't sit on it?
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Nov 21, 2017 09:06
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Xand_Man posted:Feeling conflicted about that one. Just because Mike Pence loves getting horse cock when sober doesn't mean he wants it when drunk The implications of what I'm about to say are highly Problematic, and yet it is an ironclad truth -- there is no time or state in which Mike Pence can be said to be non-consenting to horse dick.
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Dec 3, 2017 08:56
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Mueller places a black briefcase on the table and rotates it to face Mike Pence, our Vice President. Mike unlatches the case and opens it. His eyes go wide. It's a pile of horse dicks. "Do we have a deal, sir?"
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Dec 6, 2017 01:56
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I have a feeling that our Vice President of these United States, one Mike Pence, is going to wake up with a very stuffed stocking, if you gather the intent of my meaning
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Dec 25, 2017 09:54
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On second thought, I feel I may have been a bit vague. I want to dispel any misconceptions here: I am suggesting that Mike Pence hosed a horse and shall continue to do so.
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Dec 25, 2017 09:55
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Happy Boxing Day from Mike Pence's Box
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Dec 27, 2017 03:59
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Pikavangelist posted:the state of the union is that mike pence still craves horse cock Oh I just can't WAIT to meat the LOW DOWN, DIRTY SON OF A BITCH who attempts to rebut THIS particular part of the speech. SIR, THE MARINES at IWO JIMA did not LAY DOWN THEIR LIVES so that YOOoooOOuuUUuu could STAND there, and DENIGRATE THE HORSE DICK that MIKE PENCE sits on every loving day, while you SIT there, and... and.... RRRGGHGGHGHGH
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Jan 30, 2018 19:29
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Has the field of mathematics come up with any explanation for how the Vice President's finite carrot hole can fit infinite horse dick simultaneously?
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Feb 4, 2018 00:25
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Never mind, I Googled it. It turns out that horse cum interact's with Pence's unique rear end in a top hat in such a way that creates pocket dimensions for more horse dicks to fit into. Pretty neat.
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Feb 4, 2018 00:30
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Mike Pence needs all of the worlds horses to gently caress...so he convinces Trump to appoint a member of the horse loving ring to be our nation's Top Diplomat...we are through the looking glass here, people.
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Feb 4, 2018 07:02
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jfk knew too much about horse cock 
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Feb 5, 2018 00:52
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So I was thinking about Mike Pence loving a horse today, and it occured to me -- this thread consensus that Mike Pence chiefly powerbottoms horses cannot be true, when that implies that there is any limit, any conceivable restriction by gender or sex or breed such that Mike Pence would not gently caress a horse? I mean, are we really going to suggest with a straight face that Mike Pence, of all people, should chance upon a mare and not immediately rip off his pants like a Chippendale and start banging that horse?
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Feb 9, 2018 08:37
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illuminati disinfo bot compain DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW about "HORSE FUCKER" mike pence
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Mar 11, 2018 11:10
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Mayor Dave posted:Bumped because I saw a picture of Mike pence and I immediately imagined watching him get reamed by a stallion post-avatar synergy
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Mar 18, 2018 08:07
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Xand_Man posted:Mike Pence has definitely not hosed a horse 
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Apr 1, 2018 23:06
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*pulls over with one of those horse trailer barn things* u lookin for a ride honey 
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Apr 7, 2018 09:06
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the secret code word disemminated through bus stop advertisements on prime number letters spells H-O-R-S-E the secret Patriots in our Deep State are trying to tell us that mike pence hosed a horse #QAnon
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Apr 9, 2018 09:36
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Top City Homo posted:He may have also Assfucked by an rear end It's like being gay in prison. When a man doesn't have access to a horse he'll do what he's got to do.
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Apr 14, 2018 22:44
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THIS horse has fallen "Head Over Heels" in ~love~ with Mike pence's Bunghole !!!
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Jun 1, 2018 08:49
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whinnying bigly
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Jun 19, 2018 23:09
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I can't stop remembering that Mike Pence hosed a horse. I have lost two jobs and three girlfriends because I uncontrollably drop everything I'm doing to bump the thread. Please help me this is a very serious mental problem
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Jul 15, 2018 08:22
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@elonmusk Pls consider adding horse dick to Tesla charging stations for VPOTUS. #greenenergy #renewablehorsecum
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Feranon posted:as a dedicated man of god, he believes that the almighty creator put a man's g-spot up his rear end for a reason. he is not the rear end in a top hat violator, but the rear end in a top hat violatee THEO 237 Taking It Up The Cornhole From A Horse: A Biblical Textual Analysis Pence M
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