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God-fearing horsefucker proposes genital electroshock for mule-humping perverts
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Nov 30, 2018 06:35
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Two years multiplied by the amount of horse dicks our Vice President fucks per day, that's *punches numbers into chunky 1980s calculator with printer*... Holy poo poo !!!
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May 13, 2019 21:30
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Google Glass might have caught on if it just displayed "Mike Pence hosed a horse" all the time
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May 14, 2019 07:54
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What a fine summer day in this great country of ours! Time to grab a horse dick like a garden hose and drink cum out of it in the fine tradition of our Vice President of these United States, Mister Mike Pence
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Jun 30, 2019 23:24
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Sep 8, 2019 01:29
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Mike Pence sits in a stately wood-paneled 1970's style office, calmly putting documents in a manila folder. Executive orders declaring martial law, full executive privilege, and Presidential authority to claim eminent domain on all horse cocks, horse balls, horse pussies and horse cum in America. He closes the folder, taps it neatly, and picks up a red handset phone. "Tell the New York Times that President Trump threatened to stop sending missiles to Ukraine over the Hunter Biden situation".
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Sep 28, 2019 23:28
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fabergay egg posted:outside of horse, inside of man Some day, maybe tomorrow, maybe in ten years, Mike Pence will find a way to cram a horse pussy up his rear end in a top hat and all of my theories of Mike Pence's omnisexual horse lust will be vindicated.
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Oct 20, 2019 01:47
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"GOLLY!" exclaims Mike Pence, a sixty-something year old man running down a White House staircase in his jammies to the Christmas Tree, not even pausing before he starts ripping off wrapping paper and throwing it over his shoulder. "A giant horse cock! Wow!" he marvels aloud before ramming that dead horse dick right up his stupid rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 24, 2019 00:44
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My head is spinning from a three-day fugue of obsessively following Mayor Cheat steal the media bump from the caucus. I recenter my chi by reciting the ancient mantra of the Northern Virginia monastic wonk orders: Mike-Pence-hosed-A-Horse. Mike-Pence-hosed-A-Horse. Mike-Pence-hosed-A-Horse.
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Feb 7, 2020 10:44
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What do you think it sounded and smelled like when the centaur came out of his rear end in a top hat
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Feb 9, 2020 03:50
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I'm watching a tracker that went from about 80,000 to about 105,000 in the last day or so. Guess what it is? Hint: it's not the virus
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Mar 28, 2020 06:41
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God bless everyone who bumps this thread every so often so that the memory remains alive. POW * MIA * MPFAH
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Apr 8, 2020 06:16
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Per social distancing requirements, Mike Pence has been purchasing horses whose dicks are longer than six feet
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Jul 29, 2020 00:50
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BLM TRAHR MPFAH
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Aug 28, 2020 00:55
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Mike Pence's boyfriend reacting to his dalliance with another animal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoYij4guSkE
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Oct 8, 2020 03:56
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Can you catch COVID from a horse? I'm asking for a friend.
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Dec 5, 2020 10:25
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Boy what with all that's been going on lately, Covid, Afghanistan, the economy, global warming, it's all a lot to keep track of at once so you can find yourself going weeks, or even months at a time without entertaining the mental image of a big ol' honkin' horse dick crammed up the rear end in a top hat of the former Vice President.
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I know this is a weird question but if you were to administer Ivermectin to a horse, allow it to filter through the horse's kidneys, would that filter the parts of the medication that are harmful to human physiology? Could you then, hypothetically, have it administered to a human patient as a suppository?
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