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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I was not aware that Mike Pence had hosed a horse, but now I am. Thanks!

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

mister magpie posted:

Mike Pence and a horse consented to loving

Well, Mike Pence consented. The horse refuses to be interviewed.

Lord of Pie posted:

Welp was just reminded again that vice president of the United States Mike Pence has an insatiable hunger for floppy horse weiners

Floppy? No, I think you'll find Mr. Pence prefers it rock hard.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Wasn't Pence trying the first ever horse-human-horse spit roast?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I was only searching for horse porn to prove to my wife that it exists, but then I saw a mighty stallion pounding who I can only assume was the Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

It had slipped my mind that Vice President of the United States of America Mike Pence hosed a horse, but then I suddenly remembered and needed to come update everyone.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I was looking for another thread and I saw this and suddenly remembered Mike Pence has had carnal relations with a horse, but he will still be the Vice President in 2021

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

The best thing for the inside of a man is an enormous horse dong - Mike Pence, former Vice President

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Nichael posted:

It really speaks to how drat :sad: Pence is that no one is bumping this thread today but me.

I was unaware he was even running

Although I have tuned out most American politics because not only do I have no way to affect it, but its not even materially interesting because there is no struggle between opposing sides. Its just poorly choreographed theater starring the worst people on earth

Mike Pence servicing a horse was at least a human interest story

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

mags posted:

Mike pence hosed a horse lol

This is lying slander.

Mike Pence was hosed by a horse

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Al! posted:

mike pence is getting the human centipede surgery to sew a horse dick into his rear end and mouth

I can see how it would be difficult to run a presidential campaign while stuffed full of horse cock fore and aft. Good for him that hes prioritizing what makes him happy in life

E: seems a bit cruel to the horses though

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Crying Pence, down on his knees before the cross. His handsome horse, mounting him from behind, indifferent to the cross

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