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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike pence in the running for America's next top mindset expert

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

equus in mike pence

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


He's the Mike Thernovithth of horse cum

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Welp was just reminded again that vice president of the United States Mike Pence has an insatiable hunger for floppy horse weiners

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


A brony is one pisstape away from the presidency lmao

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Roosevelt posted:

hay this isn't a very nice thread. it behooves me to step in and mention that vice president mike pence would say "neigh" were he to be approached by a sexually mature stallion, albeit a good-looking one. that type of behavior would surely cock-up his whole political career

actually he'd say "giddy up"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence became known as a congressman due to his frequent equine sexual congress

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Reminded once again of the Mr Hands / Mr Ed vice presidential gently caress fest

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Guy who takes horse dong still manages to not be biggest rear end in a top hat in administration

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



at the same time

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


like that picture of the guy with the big wad of cigarettes in his mouth but with horsecock

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

Bumping because I saw an old man riding a horse this morning

nice sighting of Bizarro-world Mike Pence

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence supports a multitrillion dollar increase in defense spending but only if they use it to bring back the cavalry bigly

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Arby's remindsd me of how much Mike Pence likes the horsey sauce

In he butt

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Since Christmas is coming up I wonder if the Budweiser Clydesdales have taken out a restraining order on Mike Pence yet

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence has a lifetime membership to horse grindr.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Flavius Belisarius posted:

does anyone think that mike pence has ever hosed a horse as a top

:chloe:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Catherine the Great is the real Russian influence in the administration

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Pretty hosed up that Mike Pence was smuggling a bear trap in his butt

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


looks like Rex was the one doing the loving there so he, a horse, and Pence can make a human horseapede

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


The Nastier Nate posted:

Now that I Think about it, Mike Pence, Tillerson, Zinke, Romney, Roy Moore

I’ve never seen a democrat on a horse.
Is the entire Republican Party in on it?



reminder that LBJ was v concerned about the state of his bunghole

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


hope Pence remembered to take the right set of adapters for Korean horsedong

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pikavangelist posted:

Mike Pence is the only human being in the world who gets turned on by the Denver International Airport

Speaking of Denver and half equine, half fundie Christian love children

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between loving a horse & being hosed by a horse. you imbecile. you loving moron"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence favors the reverse centaur position (horse on top, man on bottom)

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Caganer posted:

Russian boys out in full force to defend their leader (who hosed a horse 🐎 💦👨🏼)



?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pence is bizarro death, a pale horse rides him

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


The Nastier Nate posted:

It's too early to tell if the baby will have the human part on the top half, or have a horse head with a human lower body.

horse front with human butt

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I was reminded

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pence will make anime real

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


crosspost from tormp thred

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Retromancer posted:

Pence's anus is so slack and loose that a pony wouldn't do anything for him at this point. It would just leave everyone disappointed.

Maybe when Pence was a young man, a man in his horse loving prime, who had the virility and colon elasticity of a 25 year old, maybe. Those days have passed.

he's no goatman

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Xand_Man posted:

Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

the commute to my new job takes me past an equestrian center for boarding horses, and it struck me that for mike pence it's horses boarding

Mike Pence has probably been horseboarded on several occasions

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence dislikes Rocky because "the Italian Stallion" turned out to be some guy

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I was reminded

https://twitter.com/guaph/status/999424154431574017

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



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