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Oh, I just remembered, Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence engaged in vigorous equine coitus.
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*is having morning piss* *Suddenly stream of piss snaps off like a tap* Mike Pence was buggered up the arse by a horse! E's up the duff with a horsechild!
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Jun 17, 2017 10:52
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Mike Pence hosed the horse, they took a quick 20 minute breather with refreshments such as carrots and oats, then Mike Pence was in turn hosed by the horse up the ol' bum.
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Jun 18, 2017 17:09
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Mike Pence frequently engages in forbidden equine coitus, he knows that God wouldn't have made it feel so right if it was wrong. But still... sometimes the Vice President jerks awake from his slumber on the stable floor and, brushing hay from his brow, wonders if he hasn't been snared by the steaming horse-phallus of the devil.
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Jul 7, 2017 14:30
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Zeris posted:leatherworker: yes mr. vice president, I received your order, I just wanted to confirm you wanted the embroidered section on your saddle to read "please have sex with me mike pence, for I am a horse, and my inside is good for your outside" Leatherwork: you're back Mr pence, you want a "sexy" horse skin suit that you will use to troll the Meadows for horse cock. I'm worried though, these designs don't include a way for you to get out. You'll be permanently sealed inside this sewn together horses carcass. Please Mr pence, let me add a zip or something! Pence: Neigh!
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Jul 16, 2017 14:40
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AS part of those fancy photos windows uses to decorate your login screen I just saw a family of horses and thought if I was pence id be taking a quick trip to the whitehouse bathroom right about now
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Jul 18, 2017 14:39
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du -hast posted:hello yes i just came back to this thread because i realized that mike pence was hosed by a horse. by that metric a woman cant gently caress a man and smdh if youv never had the poo poo hosed outta you by a lady muke pence is a bronco powerbottom
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Aug 7, 2017 15:03
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I uh... poo poo. Forgot what it was I remembered *Scratches arse* Gets glass of milk instead, frowning slightly
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Aug 15, 2017 12:59
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Oct 20, 2017 19:10
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mike pence looks like your friends quiet dad who has never had a moment of fun in his life and you find out he has some very bad views on nearly everything
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Oct 30, 2017 16:09
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also your friends dad copulates con caballos and ruddy loves it
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Oct 30, 2017 16:10
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Apr 14, 2018 17:39
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oh yeah lol bump
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lol bump
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bump lol
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Lol
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