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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
oh haha bump

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
too be fair though he was hosed by a horse

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
was

hosed

by

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
he was entered

by

a horse

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Mike Pence was hosed BY a horse

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I think it's kinda problematic to think of loving as something that con only be done by the penetrative partner to the receiving partner.

Mike Pence and a horse hosed

Mike Pence and a horse consented to loving

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Michael Pence entered into a sexual contract with a horse, giving pleasure to receive pleasure.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Bobby Digital posted:

mike pence power bottomed a horse

Mike Pence played catcher for a horse dong

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
:siren: reminder :siren:

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
michael pence has biblically been "known" by a horse

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I forgot for a few minutes and then saw this thread

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

mike pence slams the play button on his cassette boom box and ties his bandana on over his forehead tight before he gets slammed by a sunglasses-wearing stallion to the sounds of Jan Hammer

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
mrs pence is a centaur

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.


for anyone who wants to do better than me (which isn't hard because im terrible)

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

punchymcpunch posted:

heres my take on it



lol

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
remember, this 4th of July, Vice President of the United States of America Michael P Pence had sexual intercourse with a muscular thoroughbred race horse.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

I just remembered Marco Rubio dared pence to seduce a horse

stop introducing your head canon as if it was true. we all know it was Mother who first suggested it.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
had to explain to my parents that mike pence was dicked down by a horse

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

oh my

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Mike pence hosed a horse lol

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Nichael posted:

Remember when Vice President Pence said he fucks horses?

:hmmyes: I do.

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