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why would the vice president gently caress a horse, he could call on any number of russian hookers, hell, they probably stock like a dozen the white house in secret rooms guarded by the capitol police much like the republican health care bill pence so dumb
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hello i am from the distant future i saw your thread and you might be interested to know that in the year 24096 every elementary school child is taught that mike pence was buried inside a horse, with another horse inside him
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i confess most of the times i remember that mike pence hosed a horse, it's because this thread just got bumped but i sure do remember that mike pence knows the insides and outsides of horses, carnally
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mike pence has had this dream every christmas eve since he was 11
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Nov 8, 2017 21:06
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mike pence is not a zoophile because he only fucks horses in states where it's legal
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Nov 11, 2017 22:13
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wtf does anybody have access past the telegraph's paywall http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/12/26/genetically-engineered-super-horses-born-2019-could-soon-compete/
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Dec 27, 2017 14:44
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found this online, not sure if it's the same mike pence
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Jan 1, 2018 18:52
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mike pence's favorite artist is maurizio cattelan, mike loves how he blends absurd humor and sensuous in your face eroticism cattelan actually owns, google his poo poo its good
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mike pence knows you can't just BUY a horse though, not if you want it to be real you have to seduce her
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reignonyourparade posted:Inside of a man. Outside of a horse. the quote is "there is nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse" it simply dictates that of the infinite multitude of things that can be applied to the inside of a man, the very best of all is the outside of a horse however, it does NOT imply that applying, for example, the outside of a man to the inside of a horse would not be good; in fact it does not even rank the two options in order whether or not mike pence fucks horses as well as being hosed by them is not possible to answer based on known scripture alone and should therefore be left a matter of private faith and conscience
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this is kinda weird and i probably shouldn't admit this in the mike pence thread but now i want one of these things and i don't even know why it's not sexual, i mean that thing doesn't even have a tailpipe i just wanna ride/drive it around the courthouse and hitch it up to the dog fountain
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Aug 27, 2018 02:29
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i am reminded of that time when mike pence hosed a horse's rear end (the horse's rear end is his president, donald j. trump)
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saw him on the news and remembered he hosed a horse lol what a great vice president, hope mother never finds out (j/k she knows all about it and is not jealous at all)
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Sep 15, 2018 02:37
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when mike and mother were courting https://twitter.com/panelpulp/status/1040865469043896320
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my warlock just tuned his scrying bowl to air force one six months from now, and guys i think we might have some interesting times ahead
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https://twitter.com/madhukishwar/status/1142978945349849088 show this to mike pence and he'll look at Mother with brand new eyes
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