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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lastgirl posted:

this thread got bumped and i was reminded thanks

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
mike pence in equus

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
What breed of horse is his favorite, do you think?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i can't scroll through c-spam without seeing this thread and being reminded at this point, might as well embrace mike "mr. hands" pence

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i saw a picture of trump and pence together and i wondered if trump and pence exchanged fetishes, like, trump introduced him to watersports in exchange for an introduction to pence's favorite stallion

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
MY GOD PENCE HAVE SOME DECENCY

DON'T MAKE THE HYBRID CHIMERA FOR ALEX JONES

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
someone was talking about indiana in the trump thread and i remembered that indiana elected a man who likes to get it in from a stallion

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Who among us has not at least fantasized about doing the deepness with a super hung stallion

Kudos to Mike pence for following through on his dream of having a horse prolapse his rectum

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i was watching longmire on netflix and the main character said the mike pence quote and i was reminded that mike pence got his fart box pounded by a stallion

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
What do you think Mike Pence does when he can't get horse? Does he have one of those realistic animal dildos or is he celibate?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Xand_Man posted:

what is the Vice President of the united states doing to his anus

He is letting a stallion pound it until his sphincter literally can never entirely close

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
baloogan and mike pence now have a penchant for horse buggery in common

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
pence's picture was posted in the trump thread and i had to come bump this one because mike pence had sex with a horse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Best Giraffe posted:

I told my girlfriend that Mike Pence had sex with a horse and she told me I'm an idiot. I still believe.

Lmao you're getting cucked by a horse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
He was hung like a horse, because he was a horse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
It it a truth universally acknowledged that Mike Pence engages in anal intercourse with multiple stallions regularly

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

mike pence just starts kissing them, it's like a magnet

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bumping because I remembered that Mike Pence tenderly kissed a horse before letting the horse perforate his intestines

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
this thread fell off the first page but that horse never fell off mike pence

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Tautologicus posted:

Vice President Mike Pence did not gently caress a horse.

it was sweet tender love that they made, out in the freshly mucked stables

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Jeb wouldn't gently caress a horse, but he would dress up as a horse and gently caress Mike Pence

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
It's ok to be hosed by horses if your family is in the equine ejaculate business, and I'm given to understand that Mike Pence sells the best, freshest horse cum in Indiana

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I remember hearing about this, shame no one is still talking about the stallion that took pence to poundtown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Pences favorite indie group is Band of Horses

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
true story, i was opening cspam to bump this thread when i saw that it was at the top of the first page, so i had to post

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

cuntman.net posted:

havent been keeping up with this thread for a while, is mike pence still a horsefucker

Actually he's a horse fuckee op

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

I remembered again.

thanks for bumping, it reminded me about the repeated violation of VPOTUS up his anus by an Arabian stallion named Whizzard

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

It gets better every time I read it, and the fact that it's true is just icing on the cake

Fun fact, the only icing that Mike Pence eats is icing he has milked from a stallion with his sphincter

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Starshark posted:

Unfortunately I find myself reminded again by events beyond my control.


Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Mike Pence has a butt
Filled with tons of pony nutt

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
he hosed a horse op

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i will never stop thinking about how VPOTUS is both president of the us senate and the president of the horse sexual congress as well

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bumping this thread like the horse bumps Mike Pence

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

That horse really chaps his rear end

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
bump

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Good soup! posted:

Pence lies and says he's in love with her, can't find a better mare
he dreams in colour, she dreams in hay, can't find a better mare
Can't find a better mare
Can't find a better mare

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

crazy cloud posted:

not pence's first rodeo

And God willing it won't be his last

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