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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Could God create a horse cock so large that even Mike Pence couldn't sit on it? in his infinite wisdom he decided to give mike pence an infinitely flexible anus with an infinite pocket universe inside nevertheless mike pence has persisted in trying to fill the infinite void with stallion nutt
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sadly there are times when mike pence must stop loving a horse so he can go about his day for those times, he has a specially designed anal toy to simulate the feeling that can be used discreetly under clothing so at all times mike pence is either actively getting hosed by a horse or simulating the feeling of getting hosed by a horse
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Nov 23, 2017 05:44
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Bumping because I saw an old man riding a horse this morning
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Nov 26, 2017 01:50
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Mike Pence had a torrid online affair with political cartoonist horsey, but he ended it once he found out horsey was not, in fact, a horse
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crazy cloud posted:i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote this is great and all, but don't forget the actual thing that happened mike pence was hosed by a horse, he didn't penetrate but was instead penetrated
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Dec 14, 2017 06:47
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he hosed it, op
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Dec 18, 2017 08:02
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26 pages and the horsefucking thread is still going strong Much like pence beneath the 26th stallion of the day
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Dec 20, 2017 18:47
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this thread slipped off the front page
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Jan 6, 2018 05:30
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Before I saw the first tweet that revealed his interest to the world, I thought it was weird that he named the family horse Fuckmachine Thunderdick
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Jan 7, 2018 23:33
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farmers used to use horses to plow the land now mike pence uses his horse to plow himself
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Jan 11, 2018 00:44
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Roosevelt posted:cough, cough *clears throat* sorry, i've been feeling a little hoarse he definitely did op
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Jan 21, 2018 03:25
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I didn't remember (because I never stopped thinking about it), I just felt like bumping the thread about Mike pence's stance on bestiality (he's beneath it)
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Jan 27, 2018 20:21
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Xand_Man posted:I didn't mention that not because I doubt Pence's insatiable love for horsecock, but because I doubt that's not for the normal person, but mike pence has been training his whole life to swallow that stallion's sword
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Jan 31, 2018 02:35
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What is it with this administration and horse loving? https://twitter.com/John_Hudson/status/959931634614194177
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Feb 4, 2018 04:17
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i can't believe that we've been able to bump this thread so often, it's almost like we're mike pence bumping uglies with his latest stallion
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:So I was thinking about Mike Pence loving a horse today, and it occured to me -- this thread consensus that Mike Pence chiefly powerbottoms horses cannot be true, when that implies that there is any limit, any conceivable restriction by gender or sex or breed such that Mike Pence would not gently caress a horse? I mean, are we really going to suggest with a straight face that Mike Pence, of all people, should chance upon a mare and not immediately rip off his pants like a Chippendale and start banging that horse? of course not, that would be absurd however, it must be understood that mike pence lusts chiefly after the fifth leg of the stallion, and although he might be temporarily sated by other acts of horse love he is sustained through the penetrating power of the pony pecker
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Feb 10, 2018 06:44
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Do you think the taxpayers are footing the bill for Mike pence's horse nutt enemas?
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Feb 22, 2018 17:54
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they hosed, op
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Mar 1, 2018 09:28
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Flavius Belisarius posted:bumping this thread lest we forget
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Mar 3, 2018 19:51
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Gringostar posted:if loving a fish can get you an oscar, loving a horse is at least worth a tony He fucks horses not tigers
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Mar 5, 2018 20:39
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 i;m thinkin bout them stallions
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Mar 9, 2018 06:27
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Bumped because I saw a picture of Mike pence and I immediately imagined watching him get reamed by a stallion
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Mar 18, 2018 03:58
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can't believe this thread fell of the front page of cspam again, because mike pence would never allow the pony to fall off without achieving climax
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Mar 21, 2018 10:16
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Starshark posted:It happened again.
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Mar 28, 2018 01:42
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lmao
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Mar 28, 2018 03:15
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Top City Homo posted:That horse fucks The Vice President
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Mar 29, 2018 03:39
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Xand_Man posted:Mike Pence has definitely not hosed a horse Mods???
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Apr 1, 2018 20:52
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Saw a poster for a production of equus
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Apr 9, 2018 11:10
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Chokes McGee posted:what the... the VICE PRESIDENT of the united states hosed A HORSE????? Believe it, because it's a miracle that pence's rectum hasn't prolapsed from all the vigorous pony fuckin
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Apr 22, 2018 06:53
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bump
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Apr 26, 2018 07:00
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horse.cx
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Apr 27, 2018 05:10
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I, m thinkin bout those ponies
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May 12, 2018 16:52
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Pence, when the horsecock penetrated The stallion, feeling fully drained
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May 13, 2018 03:47
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the commute to my new job takes me past an equestrian center for boarding horses, and it struck me that for mike pence it's horses boarding
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May 18, 2018 06:15
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I saw a horse trailer with a picture of a man with a saddle on his back being ridden by a horse and I remembered that Mike Pence does the same thing, only bareback
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May 22, 2018 15:12
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Mike Pence is also a stable genius
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Jun 7, 2018 15:17
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Feranon posted:how many of the pences aside from mike and mother are even humans? Mike pence is really Dr moreau and all his kids are the animals Mother of course was a mare
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