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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mike Pence is patient zero of the corona virus.

He got it from a triple crown winner.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Does Mike Pence have a camel concubine?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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All four horses of the apocalypse hosed Mike Pence.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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If a horse bit off Pence’s dick, no one would notice.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Per social distancing requirements, Mike Pence has been purchasing horses whose dicks are longer than six feet

He doesn’t pay for horses to gently caress him.

He pays for them to go away in the morning.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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You know what they say: aim for the birds and even if you miss, you’ll hit a horse.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Pence will retire to “a nice farm upstate”.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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They call Mike “The Hanging Chad”.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6971378727632571653

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1423377157959536643

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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BREAKING: Pence inconsolable after new content policy at OnlyFans

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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One of Pence’s fellow travellers:

:nws: for illustrated horsefucking

https://twitter.com/funnyordie/status/613073996611858432

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Speleothing posted:

I have to wonder if he's got a favorite horse in every state, or just whichever stable he can get into after dark

He has Hobson’s choice of whores.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mike Pence honeypot :horse::horse:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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bump

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/LBenBrN.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mike Pence comes from a long tradition of horsefuckers.

https://i.imgur.com/WXF7RpL.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mike Pence presided over the wrong senate.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7108874125317246251

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Pence turned away from the ad in disgust the moment he read that the horse is a gelding.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mike Pence coming in: a dark horse

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Mike Pence gets kidnapped by Hamas but there are unrelated women in the group so he insists on keeping the door open.

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