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Mike Pence is patient zero of the corona virus. He got it from a triple crown winner.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 11:56 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:55 |
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Does Mike Pence have a camel concubine?
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 10:46 |
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All four horses of the apocalypse hosed Mike Pence.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 09:33 |
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If a horse bit off Pence’s dick, no one would notice.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 02:04 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Per social distancing requirements, Mike Pence has been purchasing horses whose dicks are longer than six feet He doesn’t pay for horses to gently caress him. He pays for them to go away in the morning.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 17:18 |
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You know what they say: aim for the birds and even if you miss, you’ll hit a horse.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 05:17 |
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Pence will retire to “a nice farm upstate”.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 16:12 |
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2020 15:10 |
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They call Mike “The Hanging Chad”.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 22:01 |
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 23:18 |
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6971378727632571653
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2021 08:29 |
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https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1423377157959536643
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 08:39 |
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BREAKING: Pence inconsolable after new content policy at OnlyFans
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 16:17 |
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One of Pence’s fellow travellers: for illustrated horsefucking https://twitter.com/funnyordie/status/613073996611858432
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 02:35 |
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Speleothing posted:I have to wonder if he's got a favorite horse in every state, or just whichever stable he can get into after dark He has Hobson’s choice of whores.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 00:49 |
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Mike Pence honeypot
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 08:35 |
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bump
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 10:08 |
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https://i.imgur.com/LBenBrN.mp4
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 05:04 |
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Mike Pence comes from a long tradition of horsefuckers. https://i.imgur.com/WXF7RpL.mp4
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# ¿ May 9, 2022 06:41 |
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Mike Pence presided over the wrong senate. https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7108874125317246251
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2022 13:24 |
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Pence turned away from the ad in disgust the moment he read that the horse is a gelding.
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# ¿ May 3, 2023 11:10 |
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Mike Pence coming in: a dark horse
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 11:37 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 18:55 |
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Mike Pence gets kidnapped by Hamas but there are unrelated women in the group so he insists on keeping the door open.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 05:29 |