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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



huh how about that

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



michael philip pence was doomed from birth with a name like that

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



they call him M Bison cos hes hung like the letter m

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mr philip horsefucker pence

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dear diary today i accidentally said i was going to put my nose to the feedbag instead of grindstone but i dont think anyone noticed. they didnt say anything.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



its a shame michael philip pence never played in shakespeare in the park or we could have the headline A HORSE'S rear end? BOTTOM BOTTOMS FOR "OBERON" AND RECEIVES NOT DONKEY BUT HORSE HEAD: AN OFFER HE CANT REFUSE?

and i guess the horse is named oberon

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



he was just trying to prove to his wife that people gently caress horses

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pence

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mister magpie posted:



for anyone who wants to do better than me (which isn't hard because im terrible)

heres my take on it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Relevant Tangent posted:

She isn't unaware, she's relieved that he now has access to a stable relationship and they can keep doing the mother-son stuff they're into at home without her having to occasionally put on the hooves.

"to have the hooves put on you" is archaic slang for gettin cucked by a horse

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



maybe every world leader has to gently caress an animal

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



bump this thread every time you picture mike pence and a horse

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mike pants

his fave herculean labor is when he cleaned out dem stables

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



philip k horsedick

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



HORSEFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



an actual dog posted:

mike pence hosed a horse and this rabbit is his grandson this loving family

https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/1004877431709331456

haha what the gently caress

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



horselover fats predicted both potus and vee potus

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