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mike pence created a beautiful and moving performance art piece about the holocaust, during which he took six feet of horse cock.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 17:21 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:22 |
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if you lined up all the horse cock that mike pence has taken in his life, it would reach mars and back
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 21:14 |
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"what does not kill me makes me stronger" -- mike pence
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 22:23 |
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making a post in the bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence hosed a horse thread
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 23:39 |
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someone just told me mike pence hosed a horse. is that true?
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 23:07 |
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okay got it
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 00:08 |
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bump
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 19:40 |
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the only diversity mike pence strives for is being hosed by all different breads, sizes, ages and dick types of horses
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 14:08 |
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mike pence takes meticulous notes about the size and shape of the horse cock he takes up the rear end. they are deeply valued by researchers.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 14:09 |
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mike pence hosed a horse
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 14:03 |
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"There's nothing gay about taking horse cock up the rear end." — Mike Pence
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 16:02 |
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At one point in my life I was unaware that Mike Pence fucks horses. I was a loser, a scrub, and a virgin. Now all I think about during the day, and what a dream about at night, is Mike Pence belly and guy full of horse nut. It has changed me, for the first time in my life I have vitality. I got a job and was so good at it they made me the CEO. I met a beautiful woman and made her my wife, and we have three beautiful daughters. I am unstoppable, I get things done, and I'm never not thinking of Mike Pence's rear end full of horse cock.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 20:52 |
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 14:12 |
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report!!! this is not mike pence!!! it's his body double!!!!! the real mike pence was getting hosed by a horse
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 16:13 |
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Feranon posted:the fact that mike pence hosed a horse doesn't bring me as much joy as it did before tbh there are few things you can really count on in life: the cycle of life and death, day turns into night then into day, the piss tape is real, and mike pence fucks horses. it may not bring joy but it can bring comfort.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 07:16 |
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Mike Pence hosed a horse while thinking about Regan
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 22:13 |
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we're 46 pages away from the 69th page of the mike pence horse loving thread
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 18:34 |
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are you worried that life is short, and that some day mike pence will die and then no longer be hosed by a horse? do not be worried. when mike pence dies he'll be impaled upon a horse cock so he can be hosed by a horse for eternity.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 20:21 |
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Mayor Dave posted:And God willing it won't be his last there have been countless rodeos
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 17:12 |
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reignonyourparade posted:It was SEVERAL horses it's been way more than seven
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 15:18 |
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Lord of Pie posted:like that picture of the guy with the big wad of cigarettes in his mouth but with horsecock that undersells just how many horse cocks are inside mike pence
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 04:16 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:When I went to unlock my computer at work today, the lock screen, which windows rotates regularly, was a mighty white steed galloping along a beach. I saw it and immediately thought of that time that Mike Pence, the vice president of the united states, hosed a horse. it's not "that time" it's the many times constantly that mike pence fucks horses
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 04:01 |
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horse semen has given mike pence super powers that all relate to being able to take more horse cock
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 22:24 |
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crazy cloud posted:i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 19:45 |
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Mike Pence FUCKS
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 15:54 |
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Horses specifically
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 15:55 |
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Mike Pence's belly and gut is full of horse nut
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 07:47 |
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mike pence belly and gut full of horse nut
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 15:30 |
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donald trump does not gently caress mike pence
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 19:49 |
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horses tho....
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 19:50 |
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horses gently caress mike pence
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 19:50 |
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mike pence has a fantasy of being a mare, majestically carrying ronald reagan through the fields, after which reagan turns into a horse and fucks him
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 18:08 |
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crazy cloud posted:i'm bumping this thread because i remembered that mike pence hosed a horse, it's as simple as that, and next time, i'm just gonna emptyquote
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 18:14 |
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Retromancer posted:What's this I hear about Mike Pence loving whores? you are mistaken, he fucks HORSES
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 19:00 |
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Feranon posted:way to spoil the central plot point of my animorphs fanfic rear end in a top hat it's not a fic... it's real
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 16:29 |
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Retromancer posted:Those days have passed. this is NOT TRUE!! Mike Pence is still an EXPERT at taking horse cock of all shapes and sizes!! His EXTREMELY VIRILE COLON is a medical MIRACLE.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 17:44 |
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Feranon posted:them horses wreck pence's seat, til his colon meat is hangin' to his feet THE AMAZING COLON OF OUR VICE PRESIDENT MICHAEL PENCE
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 20:55 |
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Zoran posted:Mike Pence He Did
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 22:58 |
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john mccain has requested that trump not be at his funeral but he does want the horsefucker mike pence there, presumably so everyone can watch pence get hosed by a horse
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 21:19 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:22 |
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the loving family of john mccain, loudly weeping, their tears mixed with the sound of a horse reaming mike pence's rear end
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 21:21 |