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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence fucked a horse
 
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Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
 What if horse cum is the new "male enhancement" health craze to be and he's just way ahead of the curve?

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Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
 There is nothing wrong with the romantic love between a man and his horse, such as the one expressed in earnest by United States Vice President Mike Pence.

* # ¿ May 14, 2017 10:22
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Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
 In a few months we'll find out that this was a false rumor that the Vice President hosed a horse. Because it will be Mike Pence, 46th President of the USA, who did.

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Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
 I've been informed of rumors that, in keeping with his political views, Mike Pence did the deed with a thoroughbred, so as to preserve the purity of the act.

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Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
 I wonder whether his constituents would be scandalized if it turned out the horse wasn't white.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence fucked a horse