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thought it was some kind of weird tradition when I saw VP Mike Pence jacking off that horse who won the kentucky derby and then licking his hands clean, but now, now I don't know.
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May 13, 2017 18:45
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in retrospect it all makes sense. governor of indiana, full backstage access at all those 4-H fairs. hes the trump of horse fuckers I wonder if the two bonded over that.
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May 14, 2017 23:11
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dumb bastards let a horse fucker guard the horse house
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May 14, 2017 23:45
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he hosed a horse into himself.
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May 15, 2017 01:23
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posters ITT seem to think 'gently caress' is a synonym of "thrust your penis into something" when it is actually like an old farming term about germinating plants or some poo poo and can apply either to either participant during sex. Like, if a woman walked up to you at a party and whispered in your ear "I want to gently caress you", would you assume and act on that information as if you were in for a pegging?
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May 15, 2017 21:56
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ok this is getting ridiculous, vice president mike pence hosed and sucked his way through four horses gauntlet style today. I think they're just doing it to distract us from other stuff at this point. they're killing all the horses every time and its starting to seem like that's part of pence's twisted obsession that the horses all die afterward, so I don't even think he even loves the horses anymore. I was reading a wapo article about it and apparently it was an open secret in indiana that pence was a horse fucker, but everyone took it to mean that he was putting his penis in the horses, which in indiana can be overlooked, hell, its kind of haughty taughty to only gently caress the most majestic of barn yard holes. Anyway, lot of people feeling burnt and distrusting now that they know he's the mr hands kind of horse fucker, so we haven't been the first to get derailed by the distinction.
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May 16, 2017 04:24
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just got reminded today is the preakness, and there is a greater than 0% percent chance that the vice president of the united states, michael meyers pence, will let one of those horses inside of him.
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May 21, 2017 00:03
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You know sometimes when i see our vice president, mike penice, face red and straining in the throws of his insatiable barnyard lust, greased from head to toe, legs quivering akimbo beneath some once noble beast, face brimming with the most intense undeserved pride, for a moment i rememver that i am a slave, but this maniac before me is freer than god himself.
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May 21, 2017 13:26
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sometimes he has the horse wear a little suit tailored to fit a horse, pence is always naked though.
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Jun 5, 2017 18:53
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vice president mike pence was, as usual, under a horse, when one of the family cats made the fatal mistake of looking him directly in the eyes.
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Jun 11, 2017 01:26
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mike pence drained the horse juice from a horse and now carries a small foal in his vice presidential womb
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Jun 15, 2017 05:38
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Jun 16, 2017 00:06
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Vice President horse mommy
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Jun 16, 2017 03:15
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centaur or bojack horsemanlike monstrosity I would imagine. or cronenberg horror. I like to imagine its just a normal little horse but with mike pence's hair.
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Jun 17, 2017 11:05
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Mike Pence is now covered by a barbary horse. His sons neigh at him, he has coursers for cousins and gennets for germans. Even now he maketh with stallion the beast with two backs.
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Jun 19, 2017 15:57
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Michael j foxishly: doc, im from the future, im from 2019! Me: bullshit, whose the president in 2019? Fox: Mike Pence! Me: Mike Pence? The horse fucker mike pence? I suppose mr hands is the secretary of state!
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Jun 20, 2017 04:42
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Thought of a trump name (fatty trumpkin) which is one letter off from tom bombadils horses name which reminded me and now here i am, mentally reliving that awful equine VP carnality celebrated by bumping this thread of threads
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Jun 23, 2017 22:19
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a horse gently caress him
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Jun 27, 2017 16:33
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mike pence thinkin bout that gently caress horse
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Jun 29, 2017 01:34
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mike pence hosed that horsey cock clean off
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Jul 2, 2017 03:59
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today they put sparklers on the horse and it scared the horse and the horse hurt vice president mike pence in his rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 4, 2017 20:24
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gently caress a horse of course of course
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Jul 10, 2017 04:19
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gently caress your horse and the mike pence he rode in on
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Jul 15, 2017 10:28
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Mike Pence, horse pocket
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Jul 16, 2017 07:48
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Pence needs to lay off the ponies
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Jul 18, 2017 13:49
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vice president mike pence vigorously stuffing horse cock in his poo hole
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Aug 1, 2017 18:48
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Vice President Mike Pence, soaked in fresh horse semen: Donny, have you tried, have you taken my advice, and tried your hand at horse loving? Donald Trump: No, it looks gross, and painful. VPMP, as another horse is rotated into the room: You gotta try it. Donald Trump: It's just so big and, I just don't get it Mike. VPMP, kneeling now beneath the horse: Well you don't have to start with the horses champ, just go suck off your dog or something. Maybe that really racist one you're always talking about. DJT: I don't know Mike. Maybe, maybe Mike. gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/RomulusJohnston/status/897608716979130368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Aug 16, 2017 11:34
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pence spends a lot of his day in one of those spherical life support things like darth vader, but its just horse cock shaped dildos hanging from its ceilibg and also the seat is a horse dildo
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Feb 18, 2018 01:40
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every 30 seconds hes drenched and enema'd in a constantly replenishing horse semen nutrient soup
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Feb 18, 2018 01:42
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its 2:40 est a and horse is buried to the hilt in VP michael pinse
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Feb 27, 2018 08:42
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for the horse he is totally gay
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Mar 1, 2018 06:17
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he get a hors hosed in he
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Mar 7, 2018 01:09
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michael pence, michael pence, born in a barn been fuckin since
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Mar 10, 2018 15:20
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stallions beware, stallions beware, he cummin, he cummin
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Mar 11, 2018 17:33
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just to be clear imma take this slow, the vice president is a barnyard hoe, he aint fuckin chickens, aint fuckin the goats, he draining out the juices from the stallion scroats covered in the semen ready for a reamin, every single day dudes horse cock dreamin he got minor power, lotta christian fans, but none of them suspect hes the og mr hands
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Mar 11, 2018 20:03
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it is well established that pence is a power bottom, and when his anus hoovers up a 16 incher to the hilt, if that aint fuckin i dont know what
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Mar 21, 2018 19:51
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with a gently caress gently caress here and a gently caress gently caress there, here a gently caress there a gently caress pences butt is whats hosed
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Apr 12, 2018 01:38
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Wild horses, for them mike pence is gay
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May 17, 2018 05:28
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Mike Pence was found not guilty today of charges related to him not taking horsey nut up the back hole
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