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Mike Pence bottoms for well-hung studs but the Republicans freak out about two dudes or two ladies getting married.
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You're right, who are we to judge the intimacy between stallion and man? Non-horsefuckers, that's who.
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Jun 11, 2017 22:07
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Top City Homo posted:This reminds me that Vice President Michael Pence's wife, Karen Pence, is a cuckquean. This is due to the unassailable fact that our Vice President is married and his wife is unaware that he fancies being buggered in his various orifices by a horse's turgid reproductive member. She isn't unaware, she's relieved that he now has access to a stable relationship and they can keep doing the mother-son stuff they're into at home without her having to occasionally put on the hooves.
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Pence wakes up to find horse head in his bed, gets to work lmao
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I saw a picture of Pence looking spry and the first word that ran through my head was "horsefucker".
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I really feel like it should be was hosed by a horse in the thread title. Because that's what happened, as sure as the piss tape is real.
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I don't create joinder with you and I've converted myself from a boat to an airship (technically the same thing under Admiralty law) so I wish them luck in catching me.
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Aug 8, 2017 03:40
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I remembered, and then I was briefly afraid that ZDR had posted here and the thread would be lost for all time. Happy that isn't the case, but not as happy as Pence was when the stallion was done with him.
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I read a long New Yorker piece about Pence and not once did it mention his insatiable desire for horse spunk. Fake News indeed.
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Oct 17, 2017 11:27
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He loves the stallions so much.
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Feb 27, 2018 18:04
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Thread title is to blame. Mike Pence is the receptive partner in equine-human coitus, he gets hosed by horses.
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Mar 1, 2018 12:59
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This thread is the start of the Great Schism btw. Both sides agree that The Piss Tape Is Real but this boner of contention is going to lead to the deaths of thousands. Mike Pence gets hosed by horses.
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Mar 1, 2018 13:48
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Mike Pence's Stud Services
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Apr 18, 2018 03:02
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Forgot to remember to forget that the Mike Pence has horse nut in his butt.
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Jun 18, 2018 14:32
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"Happy New Year!" Pence cried out as the stallion's load filled him. (I remembered, and now you all have as well.)
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Jan 4, 2019 17:57
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I had managed to forget, but no longer.
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Jan 16, 2019 20:53
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I forget, frequently, that the VP gets hosed by stallions. Then I see this thread, someone mentions how religious Pence is, or horses come up in any context. Then I remember, and remembering I smile.
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Poco posted:On this day in history, vice president Mike pence engaged in sexual relations with a stallion. This is an evergreen post, well done.
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Jul 14, 2019 21:58
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I was thinking about the Epstein murder and then thought at least Pence only fucks horses and here I am.
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Aug 16, 2019 12:06
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she's just glad she doesn't have to wear the hooves and strapon anymore
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Lord of Pie posted:Mike pence is a strong case for horse cum being the cure for covid to be taken internally daily as long as symptoms of life persist
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May 17, 2020 16:08
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The RNC said neigh to Pence's all-nude bareback extravaganza in '16 but this year he won't let anything stop him.
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Aug 18, 2020 04:45
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when Pence retires to a stable I wonder if anyone will feign surprise
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immediately after announcing biden as the official president elect pence is going on vacation with his favorite stud
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Pence's housing condition is stable now. Literally a stable, where he ruts with the stallions. It's a working retirement but as Mike Pence often says "mf mff mmff mmff mff mf mff'ml mmmff mmff m mff mf mmff mmff." It is hard to understand him around the horse cock.
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I had forgotten successfully until this (probably nsfw)  crossed my timeline.
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OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo /\ graphical illustration of Mike Pence's butthole while a horse is riding him
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I had forgotten until someone reminded me. The cursed knowledge had slipped from my mind like a horse's cock slipping out of Mike Pence's gaping anus.
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Dec 15, 2022 03:17
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An awful haiku Ruined by Michael Pence's butthole and a horse's member
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Dec 27, 2022 05:49
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hosed by horses
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Jan 2, 2023 03:10
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He got hosed by so many stallions.
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Feb 23, 2023 23:35
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look what you made that poor ai do it's like making mr ed talk, long a fascination of pence's
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Mar 6, 2023 11:16
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he's gotten hosed by so many stallions, we really ought to update the title
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Mar 20, 2023 08:00
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Mike Pence was very excited about that ad until he read it closely.
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May 3, 2023 10:28
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like pence's prostate when a stallion is having it's way with him bump
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Jun 6, 2023 04:44
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He's going to need to get blasted by multiple stallions right before the next debate.
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slander! mike pence gets air-tighted by stallions he would never sleep with a woman of the evening
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First bump of the new year. Once he's officially not Trump's VP will anyone remember him and his insatiable lust for horse dick? Neigh
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