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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
and mike pence reminds us, that there is never a dull day, or individual, in trump's america

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lord of Pie posted:

Mike pence in the running for America's next top mindset expert

no, he isn't smart enough

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

this thread got bumped and i was reminded thanks

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

forever and ever!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Top City Homo posted:

a horse perforated Vice President Michael Pence's colon and he liked it

i know; i had to cover up the hospital records


it was, awful

and him ecstatically cackling the whole time just made it worse :barf:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Mike Pence fucks

horses

more than his mom-wife

she is worried this habit is coming between them

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Al! posted:

i jst rmbrd vp mp fd a hrs

and liked it :smugdon:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

:raise: "Evil arouses weakness"

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Mr. Speaker, I would like to uh *cough* introduce H.R. 521, in recognition of Mike Pence loving a horse.

Whereas Mike Pence hosed a horse, and whereas they both jizzed gallons of cum,

*sip of water*

and whereas Mike Pence is a horsefucker who sucked a horse's giant horse cock,

(muffled conversation off mic)

Excuse me Mr. Speaker, I've just been informed of something. I've been informed by a congressional page that Mike Pence hosed a horse.

To address the horse loving of the Vice President in an emergency session, let me summarize the remainder of my bill. Hereby be it resolved, that Mike Pence is a horsefucker.

Thank you Mr. Speaker, I yield the remainder of my time. Mike Pence hosed a horse.

we are done; this thread can't get better than this

just *tears of joy*

:perfect:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Al! posted:

another day, another memory of mike pence's cavities filled with horse semen

:barf:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Not a Step posted:

I was only searching for horse porn to prove to my wife that it exists, but then I saw a mighty stallion pounding who I can only assume was the Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence.

nice

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:wow: :drat: :pusheen:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

FabioClone posted:

Once you go equine, you post it online.

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Ayana posted:

not only did mike pence gently caress a horse, but he actively encourages other men to experience the outside of a horse from the inside

you gotta share the good feels man!

:420:

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Welcome back to the Situation Room. CNN has received late-breaking news that Mike Pence hosed a horse. To address this story we go to Christiane Amanpour, who joins us live from the filthiest barnyard fuckfest you can even imagine. Christiane?

Christiane: *clops a pair of coconuts together* neeeiighhh!

pitch perfect cnn desperation for viewers

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
so, what abomination is growin' in pence's rear end in a top hat as we shitpost?
the world may neva' kno'

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

just :perfect:

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