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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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the horse hosed him

Colonel Cancer posted:

I think the horse hosed him.

alternatively i interpret the quote to suggest that mike pence is actually an inside-out horse

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

All he did was suck it off. Is that really loving?

Yes unless his wife was present so that it wasn't only Mike and the horse at dinner

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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mike "why is horse tinder still geofenced to indiana" pence

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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WWMPD

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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leatherworker: yes mr. vice president, I received your order, I just wanted to confirm you wanted the embroidered section on your saddle to read "please have sex with me mike pence, for I am a horse, and my inside is good for your outside"
pence: did I loving stutter

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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mike pence's silver mane is protein-enriched by the osmotic properties of having his cardiovascular system and digestive tract sustained at a BHC* level of 69%

*blood horse semen content

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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This thread guys, it's been 29 pages

Just making sure we've used that time to get to the point here, which is that horse dick goes in mike pence

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