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Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Bumping to save the thread since it was on the bottom of the first page.

Which reminded me of our vice president's disciplined sphincter control

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 07:39

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:07

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Teal posted:

Bumping to vehemently oppose any notion Mike Pence, the Vice President of the United States of America has any sphincter control left whatsoever

He's not leaving a snail trail of horse nut everywhere he goes

I suppose he could be enema'ing it out but we both know that's not an option for him

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 17:46

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Teal posted:

He plugs.

Wouldn't that require sphincter control?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 19:19

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Lord of Pie posted:

Catherine the Great is the real Russian influence in the administration

GOAT horse post

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 20:21

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Chokes McGee posted:

what the

this is hosed up!!

And down

And sideways

He's cool with any position

# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 16:59

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Teal posted:

no way?!

Straight from the horse's mouth

# ¿ Jul 29, 2019 02:57

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

an actual dog posted:

if he likes your horse it is impossible to stop mike pence from repeatedly violating it in order to satiate his equine lust. owners will sometimes disfigure their horses in order to protect them from mike, but even that isn't always enough to stop him

Equus: The Mike Pence story

# ¿ Jul 29, 2019 19:41

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Relevant Tangent posted:

she's just glad she doesn't have to wear the hooves and strapon anymore

I imagine it was pretty rough on her back

# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 23:39

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

I hope David Koch is in Mike Pence Heaven

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 03:10

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

fabergay egg posted:

i remembered--and so do the centrists!

Hell, I don't exactly like it but I won't deny that the flexibility and endurance is impressive especially for a man of his age

# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 14:30

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Shaffness posted:

I found out a couple at weeks ago that my only wellspring of creativity in the written word is describing Mike Pence's love of horse loving.

They say to write what you know

And in this crazy mixed up world his unwavering love of getting wrecked by stallions is one of the few things you can be sure of

# ¿ Dec 10, 2019 17:46

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

He's probably getting his stocking stuffed right now

# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 03:55

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

::turns to camera, raises glass::

Mike Pence hosed a horse

# ¿ Dec 30, 2019 07:11

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Shaffness posted:

The second drawing is incorrect, it's missing a large erect horse dong filling 2/3 of vp Pence's torso. The expression of aching longing mixed with satisfaction on the face is accurate though.

That wouldn't show up on a x-ray though

Or would it? I realize I know very little about horse cocks despite this very informative thread

please don't PM me anything about horse cocks

# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 13:26

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Don't give him ideas

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 06:42

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Hey friends, there's a lot of stressful stuff going on out there, and a lot of uncertainty. That's why in times like these you need something you can rely on, something that was true yesterday, true today and will be true tomorrow, no matter what happens.

There are many answers: religion, family, a personal calling, etc.

But there is another more modest answer

'He definitely hosed that horse'

May it bring you some small comfort in these trying times

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 06:43 on Jun 15, 2020

# ¿ Mar 28, 2020 06:21

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Gringostar posted:

A fully erect horse

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 23:59

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

My father passed away yesterday. A while back I was chuckling about something in this thread and my dad asked what I was looking at. After a little dissembling I finally showed Dad The Tweet and explained this silly one-note thread.

My 80 year old father's response? "It's OK because he'd have made sure Mother was there the whole time."

He was a good dad.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 01:23

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Oh drat I just realized nobody posted on the 4th Horsiversary

# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 07:06

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

May we put Mike Pence out to pasture today

# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 00:20

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

I think we sbould lock the thread on Jan. 20th. Mike Pence will undoubtedly continue to gently caress horses, but as a private citizen. That's between him, Mother, and Spirit

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 06:23 on Dec 12, 2020

# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 09:57

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Yes, stallions gently caress him
Yes, stallions fuckhim
Yes, stallions gently caress him
His twitter tells us so

# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 18:55

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Not Important posted:

“You can either go down in history as a patriot,” Trump said, according to two sources, “or you can go down in history as thr guy who had stallions pounding his bussy.”

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 18:40

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Should have been locked 1/20

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 04:01

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Do not, my friends, become addicted to posting about Mike Pence getting hosed by a horse. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 02:13

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Briar Pence: Please don't have that horse gently caress me anything but that

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 14:59

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

FWIW Mike Pence has been extolling the benefits of horse paste for years

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 18:45

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Lib and let die posted:

lmao he really did gently caress a horse

Only 9 days til Tweetsmas

# ¿ May 3, 2022 15:17

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

He done hosed that horse

Happy tweet day

# ¿ May 13, 2022 05:12

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Yossarian-22 posted:

A SpaceX flight attendant said a horse exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1527418421511606302

Elon must be a pedo because a horse is a hilariously bad inducement to anyone who isn't a 15 year old girl

# ¿ May 20, 2022 04:13

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Saw this picture on the back of my kid's story book and I remembered

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 17:29

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

I'm sure he likes to mix it up on occasion

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 17:35

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Pence-Clydesdale Manifold

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 01:26

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

saw today's wordle and I remembered

# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 15:58

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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ben shapino posted:

That's not what husbandry means

He was extremely disappointed the first day of class

# ¿ May 31, 2023 23:42

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:07

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Neigh means neigh, Mr. Pence

# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 17:59

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