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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Mike Pence fucks

horses

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/GovPenceIN/status/487407198415646720

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I hear Mr hands got Penced to death

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Al! posted:



pictured mike pence campaigns with his second wife

Aww she let's him play top occasionally :3:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Wonder if Pence is a brony

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ajkalan posted:

Let's Play Crusader Kings 2 - Episode LXIX: Mike Pence Makes Love to a Horse



lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
in the land of horsefuckers, the biggest rear end in a top hat is king

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Do the horses that gently caress our vice president have to register as lobbyists?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
This thread is in my bookmarks so now I get reminded of vice president Mike Pence pony predilection often, probably too often

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

mike pence drained the horse juice from a horse and now carries a small foal in his vice presidential womb

i hear you only have to be a VP for 5 years and you get a womb for life, on the tax payer dime. hosed up, like the many times mike pence has hosed a horse

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Nonsense posted:

Vice President Mike Pence hosed a horse

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
It's hard out there for a conservative brony vp

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
:horse:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Pence wakes up to find horse head in his bed, gets to work

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

heard u like girls posted:

An old friend of mine was convinced that horses are smart animals that need entertainment and always proposed giving a horse a ball and or some balls to play with

tru story

before you ask my friend is not called mike pence

Is ur friend called mik "the horse fucker" penc

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/RomulusJohnston/status/897608716979130368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
:thunk:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

The Nastier Nate posted:

If Mike Pence cared about healing the racial divide, he'd gently caress a zebra.

or like, a grey horse

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

shiet i remembered :barf:

what a way to wake up on a saturday

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

well if verrit authenticated it...

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
not actually all that hard out there for a conservative horse fucker

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
found pence's favorite tv show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Otaq2tmNMM

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
pence has much more time for his horse cock hobby now

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Pence only accepts horse adrenochrome

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Lmfao remember when the vice president of the United States tweeted publicly about how much he loved getting railed by a horse

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Huh, so Pence has been collecting horse semen to treat infertility this whole time

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Speleothing posted:

I have to wonder if he's got a favorite horse in every state, or just whichever stable he can get into after dark

is there a tinder for horses? I feel like smart phones would be hard to use with hooves tho

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Brampersandon_/status/1116148207573245952

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

drat dude save some horse dick for the actual horses

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lib and let die posted:

Saw this thread cleaning up my bookmarks and remembered: Mike Pence hosed a horse lmao

and then bragged about it on twitter lmao

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
It's definitely every horse, that's why mother has to follow him everywhere

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