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when I heard that George HW Bush died, it reminded me that like Donald, George had a VP from Indiana. but Dan Quayle, unlike Mike Pence, never cast his tiebreaking vote in the senate while filled with 40 liters of fresh horse semen.
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"Cake predefines hoe muck" ? Hmm. "Kerchiefs encode makeup" ? "He suck, pokerface men die" ? "Franchised poke meek - cue" ? "Epic foreheads - keen muck" ? no, wait, I've got it. "Hike Mence Pucked a Force" ?
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Nov 19, 2019 20:15
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fabergay egg posted:not just one, op just one horse at a time because although vice-president Michael Horsefucker Pence would prefer to be filled with stallion penises in all his orifices simultaneously, there's simply not enough place for them to stand.
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Nov 30, 2019 08:12
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Bobby Digital posted:six words eh this is just to say i have remembered the vice president who was in the stables and who horses have definitely filled with semen
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Dec 10, 2019 17:57
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Jollity Farm posted:With all this talk about Trump's impeachment, I was moved to consider that Pence would be made president if Trump happened to quit before the election. And I thought to myself, would this be the first US president to have ever hosed a horse's cock with his bum? William Henry Horsefuckerson.
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Dec 20, 2019 20:24
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Teal posted:question; is there any limit to Mike Pence's lust for stallion phallus? At approximately 2.765 * 10^30 simultaneous horsecocks (assuming a mass of about 1 kg / horsecock), Mike Pence's anus would collapse into a black hole. edit: not that this would stop him, of course, for he can never be satiated.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:48
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Horsy New Year!
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Jan 1, 2020 23:46
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Top City Homo posted:pence smuggled 10 of the 16 9/11 hijackers up his gaping rear end in a top hat into the USA Don't be insulting. None of them were horses, and therefore none of them were in Mike Pence's distended anus. That's why Pence's tramp stamp is a great big arrow pointing to his rear end in a top hat and the words "HORSES ONLY".
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Don't mock Mike Pence by offering him a FEMALE horsecreature!
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Feb 7, 2020 06:06
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:I'm watching a tracker that went from about 80,000 to about 105,000 in the last day or so. Guess what it is? Hint: it's not the virus diameter of mike pence's horsefucked anus, in μm?
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It's amazing whenever I see this thread in my control panel, the memory reasserts itself in my brain, just like a horse's penis reasserts itself into Mike Pence's anus.
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Apr 8, 2020 06:14
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:God bless everyone who bumps this thread every so often so that the memory remains alive. Years in the future, when Mike Pence finally dies, we will be here to remind people that the cause of death was Kenneth Pinyan Syndrome.
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hi, it's Mike, from horseweb
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Lordshmee posted:A horse. "LMAO" stands for "Look, Mike's Anus is Open-to-horses"
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May 8, 2020 00:46
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"We seriously did want to impeach Donald, but then that would have made Pence president, and, well, he fucks horses. Our base was uncomfortable enough with black people; having a First Stallion instead of First Lady would have just been more problems." ~~ Spine, Gut, Heart: Memoirs of a Republican Senator, 2023
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I am disappointed that I will never be able to explain to this woman why this is funny.
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Q: Does Mike Pence always think about loving a horse? A: Not at all! Sometimes he thinks about loving two horses.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'm not sure what position would make it physically possible for a man to be spitroasted by two giant filthy horse schlongs. horses are very large and not particularly flexible, after all. i've now spent entirely too long contemplating the question. Microgravity. There's a reason he persuaded Donald to try to create Space Force.
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"I was planning to go with Trump again," said one voter, "but then I remembered that Mike Pence hosed a horse."
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"I was planning to go with Biden this time," said one voter, "but then I remembered that Mike Pence hosed a horse."
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The Washington Post contacted all 249 Republicans in the House and Senate, and asked them if Mike Pence hosed a horse. Only 25 said yes. 224 said a horse hosed Mike Pence. Parahexavoctal has issued a correction as of 21:55 on Dec 5, 2020 |
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I'm not entirely clear on the mechanism of the transfer of power. After Mike Pence has counted the electoral votes on Wednesday with three liters of fresh horse semen oozing from his anus, he'll still be vice-president for another two weeks, right?
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Misogyny. Outside of horse, inside of man.
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I just realized, Mike Pence has been loving horses every day for nearly 43 years. And this thread is being archived in the Library of Congress (that is to say, Sexual Congress. With horses. By Vice-President Mike Pence.)
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Jan 15, 2021 02:11
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Flavius Aetass posted:do you think he hosed horses before reagan said that or is that where he got the idea Mike Pence has been loving horses every day of his adult life. The only difference after Reagan said it, is that now Pence decided this is a normal thing for conservative Republicans to do.
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an actual dog posted:John Adams well, it was easier during the pre-car days. Back then, at least 10% of american elected officials had regular sexual contact with livestock.
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Jan 27, 2021 15:53
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apparently mike pence is now homeless he doesn't have a stable residence
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i suspect pence will commit suicide once he no longer has free access to stud ranches. and well, no big loss there. now I'm imagining a loss.jpg edit with a horse and Mike Pence.
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an actual dog posted:mike pence doesn't love or hate the horses he fucks, he doesn't think about them at all. they are just meat for his anus to emphasize the many times daily Mike Pence is anally violated by horses is to shamefully neglect the many times daily Mike Pence fellates horses.
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Xand_Man posted:Do not, my friends, become addicted to posting about Mike Pence getting hosed by a horse. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! Posting about Mike Pence's insatiable lust for stallion penis in all his orifices, and his deeply suppressed grief that his nostrils, ears, and eye sockets are simply too small to accommodate them, is a hobby, not an addiction. We can stop any time we want.
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:I know this is a weird question but if you were to administer Ivermectin to a horse, allow it to filter through the horse's kidneys, would that filter the parts of the medication that are harmful to human physiology? Could you then, hypothetically, have it administered to a human patient as a suppository? Pence parachute account located.
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Another day volunteering at the Mike Pence museum.
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Pike Mence Hucked a Force.
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Mayor Dave posted:Some of those who work forces gently caress you, i won't do what you tell me unless you tell me to remember the fact that Mike Pence has been having sex with horses on a daily basis for over three decades.
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Suspicious posted:mike pence is about to start, currently is, or just got done, loving a horse That's a tautology. All you need to say is "Mike Pence is."
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Lib and let die posted:do we think pence has an equine yiff suit That's not what "outside of horse, inside of man" means.
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"I refuse to speak before the January 6 committee. They don't have a right to my testimony." "No, they just want to know if you hosed a horse." "Oh! Yes, and I'll say that under oath."
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