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Silvergun1000
Sep 17, 2007

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

ChickenHeart posted:

"If we survive, I'm buying you all dinner!"

"You're gonna feed me well!"

-Unnamed EDF troopers, shortly before being fatally-caught in thread, EDF 4.1

"They killed the rookie!"

"EDF! EDF! EDF!"

Also

They're waiting for you Gordon...in the TEST chamber

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Half Life is great for one liners, like Barney with his beer and "I cannot deal with all these ant lions" etc

Vakal
May 11, 2008
"Please insert quarter to continue."

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Re-re-re-re-re-reload, reload. - Every goddamn FPS cabinet

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Scalding Coffee posted:

Re-re-re-re-re-reload, reload. - Every goddamn FPS cabinet

Shoot outside of the screen.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
It is poorly calibrated.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1zN5s8kXK4

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

ChickenHeart posted:

"If we survive, I'm buying you all dinner!"

"You're gonna feed me well!"

-Unnamed EDF troopers, shortly before being fatally-caught in thread friendly fire, EDF 4.1

There we go

Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from
Seems like my advice had no effect. Suffer like G did?

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



I kill you,I'm bettah. You kill me,you're bettah.-That one Titanfall guy.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


"WHAT'S TOO SMALL!?"
"Your rack."--Vashyron, Resonance of Fate

Anything Vashyron says really.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
"My face is tired."

AutomaticPrince
Jun 14, 2013
"My favorite President is Warren G Harding"

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
its tail time

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
I've got balls of steel balls balls balls balls

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
"Hear its cry!"
-Super Mario Blood Whistle.

Nasgate
Jun 7, 2011
loving KILL!!!
-Ms. Fallout after consuming literally all the drugs at once.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
The two best are both from Alone in the Dark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69REY-a8xxU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzCoCdIMIcI

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
"Oh, I know what the ladies like..." -Sargent Johnson, Halo 2.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

SSNeoman posted:

"WHAT'S TOO SMALL!?"
"Your rack."--Vashyron, Resonance of Fate

Anything Vashyron says really.
He has a great dance too.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
drat!

-"Big" Bo, noted GOAT Binary Domain

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Shadowlz posted:

"Bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh." -Counter-Terrorist, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

"Bingo Bango Bango I don't wanna leave the Congo" - Three Dog - Fallout 3

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I'm movin', I'm movin', I'm shakin' and I'm groovin'

- Rikku, Final Fantasy X-2

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Sand Dan posted:

I've got balls of steel balls balls balls balls

"I'm gonna rip off my balls of steel and poo poo down your throat." - Duke Nukum


"I came to kiss rear end and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of rear end." - Duke Nukum


"Goddam your ugly alien scum" - Duke Nukum

Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 06:09 on May 20, 2017

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Duke descended into the stinking bowels of the alien-bitch, puffing away on a Cuban cigar that he plucked from the dying President's lips the day the aliens invaded. He grimaced in the darkness, discerning only vague shapes beyond the sunglasses perched on his face. It was then that he spotted it: A trifecta of tits, seemingly separated from their former owner; they sagged on the wall of the alien-bitch's lair like a cluster of strange plump fruit, unmoving yet radiating a heavy, heaving inertia. He studied them for a moment, but contemplated nothing--with one meaty paw he reached out slapped them with gusto, listening to them make an earthy music not unlike a ripe melon. They rippled for several seconds. They trembled beneath his gaze.

"Ready to eat."

Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 06:21 on May 20, 2017

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
"loving blocks... I'm gonna climb the poo poo outta you!"
—Vincent Brooks, Catherine

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Duke descended into the stinking bowels of the alien-bitch, puffing away on a Cuban cigar that he plucked from the dying President's lips the day the aliens invaded. He grimaced in the darkness, discerning only vague shapes beyond the sunglasses perched on his face. It was then that he spotted it: A trifecta of tits, seemingly separated from their former owner; they sagged on the wall of the alien-bitch's lair like a cluster of strange plump fruit, unmoving yet radiating a heavy, heaving inertia. He studied them for a moment, but contemplated nothing--with one meaty paw he reached out slapped them with gusto, listening to them make an earthy music not unlike a ripe melon. They rippled for several seconds. They trembled beneath his gaze.

"Ready to eat."


"Hey buddy, fanfiction.net is that way."

-JC Denton

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Burn burn burn burn burn burn to the ground burn burn burn woo burn burn to the ground woo

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
"the gently caress is that anyway?" Lara Croft

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Wamdoodle posted:

"Hey buddy, fanfiction.net is that way."

-JC Denton

Jesus Christ Denton pressed a knee into the chest of the orphan. He invisibly grimaced, realizing that the child's filth-grime was soiling his leather combat-pants. As the child wrestled fruitlessly, a cold anger swelled through his robo-diaphragm--the raw obstinance of this creature spat in the face of every liberty, ideal, and ethic that This Great Nation stood upon. Denton carefully drew the pepper spray from his utility belt and held it in front of the child's face. A moment later, the child was yeowling like a cat in heat beneath the relentless spray. The noise was hideous, and it only inspired Denton to squeeze the trigger harder. "R I P," Denton whispered in an even tone. "R I P."

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Oni-chan...!

- a girl with glasses, in every JRPG

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


"Blame yourself or God".

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

"You have selected: no"

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
"It just works."

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.
"No, I said she's loving Goofy" Mickey Mouse - Kingdom Hearts 3

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Progress faster than science is impossible.

Shart Carbuncle
Aug 4, 2004

Star Trek:
The Motion Picture
Clementine will remember that.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006
"need a light"

"fired up"

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcxsVHcsE78

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Nova Odin
Jul 13, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDMz2ml0gw

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