Best video game one-liners

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Mode 7: Jul 28, 2007

JAAAASSSSOOOOOONNNN??!!???!!!

# ? May 25, 2017 10:35

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# ? May 7, 2024 09:27

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

https://youtu.be/vEK5VxDMMjo

# ? May 25, 2017 13:51

Zaggitz: Jun 18, 2009; My urges are becoming...

UNCONTROLLABLE

precision posted:

drat!

-"Big" Bo, noted GOAT Binary Domain

That was SWEEEEEEET!

# ? May 25, 2017 15:04

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

"I don't care what anybody says, that's one of the best sci-fi films ever made."

# ? May 25, 2017 16:24

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

"Say hi to disco for me." - Bruce Campbell as Ash in 'Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick'

# ? May 25, 2017 16:44

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

"Really? A loving onion?" - Darth VAder

# ? May 26, 2017 01:09

Amorphous Abode: Apr 2, 2010; We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

"what" - Megaman

# ? May 26, 2017 01:14

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

"Hope this is not Chris's blood!"

I can't believe how bad the voice acting is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oDGBDUKMcc

# ? May 26, 2017 01:23

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Sodomy Non Sapiens posted:

JAAAASSSSOOOOOONNNN??!!???!!!

SHAUN?

SHAAAAAAAUN?

SHAUN!

# ? May 26, 2017 01:44

Myron: Jul 13, 2009

"Good. Good. Bad. Good. Good. Good. Bad. Bad. Good. Bad. Good. Bad. Good. Good. Bad." - Nigel Mansell

# ? May 28, 2017 07:33

Lord Banana: Nov 23, 2006

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"

# ? May 28, 2017 07:56

Angela Lansburial: Feb 9, 2005; Nothing to see here.

"Looks like my in-laws!" - Two Worlds guy

# ? May 28, 2017 08:34

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Lord Banana posted:

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"

Updated my journal

# ? May 28, 2017 09:08

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRyQhJ_qKXY&t=90s

# ? May 28, 2017 09:28

Attack on Princess: Dec 15, 2008; _{To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!}

"My name is Erik the Swift." -Erik the Swift

# ? May 28, 2017 13:01

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

SHAAAAAUUUUNNNNN

# ? May 28, 2017 15:49

Shart Carbuncle: Aug 4, 2004; Star Trek:
The Motion Picture

2 memorable zingers from Splinter Cell:

"Get that drat spotlight out of my eyes you filthy sniper."

"God no, I hate that guy."

# ? May 28, 2017 18:09

Sammus: Nov 30, 2005

SNAAAAAKE? SNAAAAAAAKE?

# ? May 28, 2017 18:41

Dark_Swordmaster: Oct 31, 2011

You forgot,

"... I was going to say 70's..."

# ? May 28, 2017 18:41

Night Blade: Feb 25, 2013

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

SHAUN?

SHAAAAAAAUN?

SHAUN!

Gotta get the balloon... the balloon!

# ? May 28, 2017 18:51

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

"It's time to split!" - Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay

# ? May 28, 2017 21:34

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Guybrush: Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

# ? May 28, 2017 21:52

DalaranJ: Apr 15, 2008; Yosuke will now die for you.

"Game Over, Yeah!" - The guy who sings "Game Over, Yeah!", Sega Rally Championship

# ? May 28, 2017 22:01

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

SHAAAUN!!!

# ? May 28, 2017 22:58

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

"Job's done!" -- the peon from Warcraft

# ? May 28, 2017 23:23

T. Bombastus: Feb 18, 2013

Wandle Cax posted:

"need a light"

"fired up"

"eaaaaahhh" -Academy, Starcraft (1997)

# ? May 29, 2017 00:36

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

every time climate change or global warming or whatever comes up say "The planet's dyin', Cloud!" for a lol

# ? May 29, 2017 01:41

StrangeAeon: Jul 11, 2011

"Holy moly! Those tits are Old Testament huge!"
--God, The Guided Fate Paradox

# ? May 29, 2017 14:07

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Joey, if you're hurtin' so am I

- Shinobi

# ? Jun 1, 2017 03:22

Grogquock: May 2, 2009

Choose me or suffer!

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:02

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Captain Falcon crunched the numbers and calculated the odds. Unsurprisingly, they were in his favor--patience would be the only prerequisite to victory. To defeat his opponent, he would deliver a series of ratcheting attacks, starting with a one-finger punch. His opponent absorbed the blow, and thus Captain Falcon proceeded to a two-finger punch. Again, his opponent weathered the attack. After the third and fourth fingers, his opponent let out low, animalistic grunts that signaled a line was being crossed. Good. He formed his hand into the shape of a fist and delivered the fifth and final attack in the series. Locked in at the elbow, the world seemed the tremble. Flecks of spit and sweat rained down...but whose?

"Euuuuuuuuraaagghhh" - Nude Luigi

Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jun 1, 2017

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:54

Pug Rodeo: Feb 20, 2007; BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH

Gruuu... - Whelk from FFVI

# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:24

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

"That's a lot of juice!"

# ? Jun 11, 2017 21:26

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

"I'm gonna tuck you into bed, except the bed's a grave and your blanket's six feet of my poo poo!"
-Rex "Power" Colt

# ? Jun 12, 2017 04:57

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

"Well, whenever the dominating competitor takes their time, it gives everyone a chance to catch their breath. So I dunno!" - Jerry "King" Lawler, WWE2K14

# ? Jun 12, 2017 06:37