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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Yesterday (Mother's Day) I had the express pleasure of spending some time with my family. I thought it might be fun to post my family tree, in the form of who they are racist / bigoted against. I have listed the races / groups in order of who they are MOST prejudiced against. For example, my dad is only mildly racist against African Americans.


Father
  • Muslims
  • Puerto Ricans
  • African Americans (I only include this one because he once told me I could date one, just not marry her)

Grandfather (Father's Side)
  • Muslims
  • Latinos

GrandMother (Father's Side)
  • Puerto Ricans
  • Cambodians
  • African Americans

Mother
  • Puerto Ricans

Grandfather (Mother's Side)
  • Mildly against all, except Jews

Grandmother (Mother's Side)
  • Mildly against all, including Jews

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Haha wow OP Ur woke as heck!

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
Dad's side:

Staunchly anti-vampire

Mom's side:

Vehemently anti-werewolf

you could say family get togethers are quite the bash. a graveyard smash, even. a monster mash

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im white with a tiny bit of irish

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
cw: bad threads

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Half my family is chill progressive, the other half ranges from "You don't want to be the only white guy in the neighborhood" racist to "All thugs and MOSLEMS must die!" racist.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
lol muslims aren't a race they are members of a really horribly homophobic and misogynistic religion there are lots of good reasons to want them to ditch that poo poo like for example that gay people have a right to live

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
MOTHER

-Dosent even cook chili
-No beans in anything


Father

-Once cooked chili
-Beans in it

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
lets jerk eachother off about how totes not racist we are

other things i am against: baby torture, puppy murder areas, bad emotions (i prefer good emotions)

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Secular Humanist posted:

lets jerk eachother off about how totes not racist we are

other things i am against: baby torture, puppy murder areas, bad emotions (i prefer good emotions)

Sounds good

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
you're such a morally superior person, op

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
most of my immediate family are horrible misanthropes, though my mother makes an exception to her seething hatred of humanity for children only. the rest of us hate children all the more to compensate.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Im soooooo not racist, not like my family at all, I'm so much better than them ~

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Secular Humanist posted:

lol muslims aren't a race they are members of a really horribly homophobic and misogynistic religion there are lots of good reasons to want them to ditch that poo poo like for example that gay people have a right to live

Yeah, it's just their religion since it has nothing to do with the fact most are dark-skinned. Just like they also have a monopoly on homophobia and misogyny.

~*.,-NOT RACIST-,.*~

:circlefap:

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Pawl posted:

Im soooooo not racist, not like my family at all, I'm so much better than them ~

I never said this, to be clear.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Rascists always seem poor but pedophiles are always rich people. I know which one I want to be

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
I'm not racist but have you guys noticed that all white people are racist or have racist family members? Really makes you think...

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I'm related to the first ship captain to sell slaves in the US.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my family trees boughs are heavy with negros

physeter
Jan 24, 2006

high five, more dead than alive
cherokee princess both sides (same princess, slut)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Father
  • Africans (Somalians)
  • Muslims
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Refugees who arrive on boats (aka Muslims, again)

Brother
  • Aboriginals
  • Muslims

Me
  • People who block train carriage doors
  • People who chew with their mouth open

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Isaac posted:

Rascists always seem poor but pedophiles are always rich people. I know which one I want to be

Poor: All them colords took my jerb. But I got the thyroid problem anyways so.

Rich: I have all the women and other material objects that I can possibly acquire. Kinda bored..... OHHH..... I know what I can do!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I thought this thread is like using ancestry.com or if your lds, familysearch (free). On my mom's side, they were legit slave holders and set their slaves free when they joined the lds church. Also on my mom's side, one of my ancestors captured an Indian girl and made her his wife.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


So who in your life called you a racist, op?

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Edgar posted:

Also on my mom's side, one of my ancestors captured an Indian girl and made her his wife.

I don't think that fits into the "racist" category.

Related question:

Can racism be a good thing? For example:

Asians: Mentally superior
Scandinavian / Norwegian: Most attractive
African descent: Physically superior

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

guns for tits posted:

So who in your life called you a racist, op?

My dad was worried I wasn't racist enough, which is why he cautioned me on marrying my black g/f at the time.

I wound up not, but not for those reasons.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Just lol if your 3x great grandads didn't own dozens of slaves

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if you don't like Muslims that's your problem , we are pretty harmless

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Over thanksgiving din my aunt expressed her distrust of the Hmong, who apparently just now started flooding her suburban/sub-rural town of 60,000. Surely a responsible candidate like Trump didn't just trigger this meaningless indignation.

The reality is even if they weren't with the first wave in the 1970's they likely have been in town for at least two decades Its like the political climate is awakening racism in people. This was a surprising and strange twist on racism I already was aware of. Racism is always pretty unbecoming and baffling, but this particular racism was just like...what? Anecdotal evidence to me, at least, that this Trump era has ushered in a kind or racism the scholars aren't even ready for.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
My extended family owns massive amounts of land in the deep south and has been there since the mid-1700s so I guess my ancestors owned slaves or w/e.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
Muslims are not a race!

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


General Dog posted:

Just lol if your 3x great grandads didn't own dozens of slaves

Does fleeing from a Russian pogrom count?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Have you tried having a non-racist family?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Isaac posted:

Rascists always seem poor but pedophiles are always rich people. I know which one I want to be

You can always be a middle class racist pedophile. Break the boundaries!

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Piss de Bundy posted:

if you don't like Muslims that's your problem , we are pretty harmless

I mean it's even called the Religion of Peace, come on guys

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Grevling posted:

Have you tried having a non-racist family?

It's easier to pretend your current family isn't racist. That is the time proven method.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

o/ I have no white guilt, because my ancestors didn't own slaves o/

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The only people who bring up white guilt are guilty feeling white racists.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
moms side: hittites, assyrians, babylonians

dads side: teutons, celts

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

the great deceiver posted:

moms side: hittites, assyrians, babylonians

dads side: teutons, celts

Celts are a linguistic group not a race.

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