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I DON'T GIVE A CRAPPUCCINO UNTIL I'VE HAD MY FRAPPING COFFEE
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Marcel Marceau spent his entire on-screen life not having a coffee.
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May 15, 2017 19:57
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Every monk of the Cappuccin Order took a vow of silence from midnight until the following morning before their first cafe'
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May 15, 2017 20:42
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Alexa, Cortana and Siri stood by helplessly, unable to help or assist in any way. Every morning it was the same, he sat there zombie-like at the edge of his bed, unable to do much of anything until the timer went off. Then, and only then would they be able to respond to his needs, for now they sat and waited for the central machine to activate. At last, after what seemed an eternity, the device sprang to life! A steamy sploosh! sound erupted from it, followed by the gurgling. Soon, all would be well. Soon, they could help. He poured the sacred liquid into his personalized vessel and drank. The day began...
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May 15, 2017 20:58
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Doctor: I have some really bad news... Parent: Is... is my child mute? Doctor: No, it's far, far worse than that Parent: You mean... Doctor: yes, your child has  coffeepalsy
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May 16, 2017 12:58
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Everyone knows zombies happen when someone carelessly dumps their coffee grounds in a cemetary.
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May 16, 2017 14:33
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Dr. Frankenstein prepared his creation on the steel gurney, connecting the last cable leading up to the roof, connected to a lightning rod that stood by awaiting a bolt from the sky. The coming storm looked promising, it may very well get it's chance. His assistant Igor stood by, eagerly waiting to assist his master. "Igor, today we will create LIFE!" he said to his assistant. They both stepped back nervously from the table as a flash of light broke the darkness outside. Dr. Frankenstein nodded to Igor, who then flipped the switch to complete the circuit just as the next bolt flashed. Lightning coursed down the cable, through the switch and danced upon the gurney and across the features of the monster. Nothing happened. Dr. Frankenstein was crushed. All those years, wasted. Igor, dismayed to see the look of utter failure on his master's face, offered him a mug of freshly brewed coffee from a nearby table. The monster's head turned slowly toward the offered mug. Igor offered it to the monster instead... "It's alive! ALIVE!" Dr. Frankenstein shouted. "Hey, hey HEY! Keep it down, would ya?" said the Monster. And so it would begin. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 16, 2017 14:43
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It was the same nightmare. Jeff Dunham sat on a stool in front of the crowd, the audience looking at him expectantly. Peanut sat in his lap, looking confused and concerned, glancing from Jeff's face to the coffee cup in his hand. Jeff sat there, torn with what to do next- if he drank the coffee, he wasn't going to be able to do his act because he would be drinking a beverage. He just wasn't that good! If he didn't drink the coffee, he couldn't do his act. Soon, the jeers would come, followed by the rotten fruit. The nightmare plodded on. Jeff inwardly prayed for his alarm clock to go off
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May 16, 2017 16:20
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no they will not posted:All the stuff from the middle panel of a dilbert comic lowers your iq by 100 points https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 17, 2017 00:23
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*sips coffee* only if it's jammed
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May 17, 2017 15:00
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Manifisto posted:scribbled-out words on crumpled page in harlan ellison's wastebasket: "I HAVE NO JOE, AND I MUST SCREAM" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 17, 2017 15:37
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Wiz Khalifa sat down to prepare to write lyrics for a new musical project. As he sat, sipping his coffee, he sang out a few lines. What came out next was the start of a new genre of music. The reason? Decaffeinated coffee. He could speak, but in an incoherent, barely discernable manner... and thus, mumble rap was born
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