I can't speak unless I've had my coffee

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I can't speak unless I've had my coffee

Twenty Four

*Dumps hot scalding coffee on someone*

*Person screams in pain and curses at me*

"Hmm, coffee does help people speak. Checks out."

# ¿ May 15, 2017 20:42

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Twenty Four

*Introduces Teller from Penn & Teller to coffee, ruining their schtick, and ending their career in magic* Teller now just yells obscenities at Penn from years of pent up frustration the entire show.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 06:47

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