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Goofy stands in front of break room coughing. Donald duck enters frame: "Goofy, what are you doing?!" Goofy: "Well gawrsh Donald, I heard there was cough fee here at the break room." Donald Duck collapses. Happy halloween |
# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:37 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:33 |
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Donald Duck is pouring a cup of coffee as Goofy enters frame and puts an old tuna can on Donald Duck's mouth just as he's about to take the first sip. Donald Duck: "Goofy, what are you doing?!" Goofy: "Gawrsh Donald, until I've had my coffee I thought I was supposed to Can Beaks!" Donald Duck collapses. Happy halloween |
# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:46 |
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Donald Duck is sipping at his coffee, trying to call Goofy. Goofy doesn't answer the phone, he sends back a text: Can't chat now, will call later. Donald Duck, curious, checks out Goofy's facebook. Taking place over the course of several days, a montage shows Goofy looking up histories of the Phillippines, getting on a plane, flying to the Philippines, departing and wandering around with an oversized map, and finally walking into Bay, Laguna. Goofy looks very happy to see a coffee shop. He enters and gestures to get a cup of coffee. After his first sip, he pulls out his phone and facetimes with Donald Duck. Donald Duck: "Goofy, what's going on? You've been gone for like a week and no one's heard from you. What are you doing?" Goofy: "Gawrsh Donald, I thought I wasn't supposed to speak until I had Ma-i coffee." Donald Duck: "You're a loving idiot, Goofy." Happy halloween |
# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:54 |
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Regular Joe: I can't speak unless I've had my coffee. Smelly Grunge Guy: I can't reek unless I've had my coffee. Scary Cabin: I can't creak unless I've had my coffee. Chelsea Manning: I can't leak unless I've had my coffee. Sadomasochist: I can't peak unless I've shagged my coffee. Happy halloween |
# ¿ May 17, 2017 16:02 |
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I sit before a speak and spell, furiously typing into it. It says nothing. I check the batteries, I shake the damned machine again and again. I furiously toss the device against the wall and a previously unseen port appears. etched into it is a phrase that lifts the veil from my eyes: insert Joe here smart guy.
Happy halloween |
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