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mafia don: frankie four fingers is about to sing like a canary, how do we shut this birdie's beak? wise guy #1: we give him the old cement sneakers wise guy #2: we take his family on an extended vacation, fuggedaboutit wise guy #3: we make his barista an offer he can't refuse mafia don, pointing to wise guy #3: this goomba gets it
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 02:31 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:39 |
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scribbled-out words on crumpled page in harlan ellison's wastebasket: "I HAVE NO JOE, AND I MUST SCREAM" |
# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:33 |
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quote:Bean. Let me tell you how much bean I've brewed since I began to live. There are 387.44 million acres of land in Brazil suitable for coffee production. If a coffee plant was cultivated on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of acres it would not equal one one-billionth of the java I've slurped prior to this micro-instant. Cold brew. Bean. Bean. |
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