I can't speak unless I've had my coffee

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I can't speak unless I've had my coffee

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I have the inverse problem, where no one can talk to me until I've had my coffee. It makes early morning press conferences awkward.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 15:01

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:17

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On my left, a mug of steaming, dark roasted nectar. On my right, my annoying, gabby coworker who can't wait to tell me about the fishing trip he took over the weekend. But he is bound by the laws handed down by the Ancients, as am I, the dark inscription printed in a whimsical font on the side of that very mug. To ignore that sweet draft of wakefulness is to spend my morning in bleary-eyed misery. To take a sip is to loosen his tongue. This is my Scylla, my Charybdis.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 15:35

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Scroon posted:

I actually can't see until I've had my coffee. I have a seeing-eye Keurig to help me around

that must make it really hard to watch radar

# ¿ May 17, 2017 13:41

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