Seth Rich: Hillary's Hitlist

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Avirosb posted:

Doesn't leaking stuff technically make him a traitor though?

That depends on if the leaked material benefits my favored political party of not.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 16:39

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:23

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Oh poo poo, Buzzfeed confirmed it was a hoax! You know it's the real deal when they close the article with a gif of Oprah going "Mmmmhmmmmm!" and snapping her fingers in a z-shape.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 16:51

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

So a guy who leaked sensitive material to Wikileaks is shot in the back shortly afterwards, the police barely investigate, and no suspects are ever found.

Hmm yeah probably just a robbery where the perpetrator had a change of heart and decided to let him keep his wallet. Nothing peculiar at all. I'm tired, let's just go to sleep.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 16:59

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Does this mean Chelsea Manning was an alt-right Nazi Russian this whole time!? Omg, what a twist! It's just like my Harry Potter books!

# ¿ May 16, 2017 17:21

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

The spokesman for Seth Rich's family is a crisis management and PR consultant for the DNC, and a partner in The Pastorum Group.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 17:31

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

boner confessor posted:

can you translate this from crazy fuckerese to english please

The guy "representing" Rich's family defends the interests of the DNC professionally.

I thought nobody would be retarded enough to require any further explanation.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 17:39

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Hmm yase a mugger who took the risk of committing murder and left behind his victim's wallet, jewelry, and phone.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 18:04

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Hey Subhuman degenerates please consider for voting for Hillary this time around okay (IT'S SERIOUSLY HER TURN THIS TIME).

# ¿ May 16, 2017 18:36

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:23

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Cory Booker probably could have pulled off a victory in 2020 if he didn't sacrifice his reputation for pharmabux.

# ¿ May 16, 2017 19:51

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