Are you feeling very daycrew? does The Mattering seem like it could Overwhelm you at any second? Have you not embraced the nihilism as the free world runs head first over a cliff? ALCOHOL CAN HELP WITH THAT if alcohol helps too much please seek medical attention or psyciatric help cspam not responsible for any injuries, mental of physical, that may be sustained attempting to escape the mattering Welcome to your liquid escape from this awful (excellent?) reality! Post here for all your intoxication needs and questions! Need a drink recommendation? Drank something you want to share? Want to make awkward conversation with strangers? We got that Seriously the combined ABV of this forum would kill you many times over, we've got the gumption to make it through these trying times together. I'll be posting nightly cocktails, with pictures and instructions. I can whip up recommendations for anything using only what you have accessible Remember, nothing matters, except paying your tab. make alcohol great again. Your current Authoritarian overlord bar manager - Lastgirl Barkeeps: 2DCAT - Secretary Of Liquor Weeping Wound - Undersecretary of Beer M_Gargantua - Undersecretary of Wine Alcohols of the Month: Liquor - For when you need to maximally concentrate your self loathing and hope it goes away. 2DCAT posted:Choosing my first Liquor of the Month has been a very difficult and challenging problem. On one hand, I'd like to select a liquor that truly represents the people -- a high proof, low cost whiskey that truly represents the history of America. On the other hand... now that the Republicans in Congress appear to have formally recognized my position as Secretary of Liquor, I also feel the need to side the bastard 1%, and select a whiskey thats mediocre, unavailable to nearly the entire world, and outside the price point of the vast majority of the people. But today, as I walked the halls of Congress... I was reminded at how broken our society has become. Instead of choosing one, or the other... I have chosen to make a compromise. Beer - The working mans choice of watery slurry to grow your gut. Weeping Wound posted:Well, what do you know? Wine - For when you're trying to appear calm and collected as your coastal elitist world crumbles around you. M_Gargantua posted:Wine is the classiest of the tasty drinks. Cocktails are expensive while being delicious, and scotch, while also classy, is both expensive and arguable on the taste front.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 02:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:20 |
since 2DCAT recommended such a great rye, tonight i'll be having a Classic Manhattan 3oz rye whiskey 1.5oz sweet vermouth few drops of bitters cherry garnish with citrus peel mixed on ice, served neat. they're beautiful i know! so to make one first grab a shaker with ice in it, glass, and sweet vermouth. garnish the glass with a lemon peel if youre classy. add the rye whiskey and the vermouth to the shaker in a 1:2 ratio. next add a few drops of bitters, if you have them peach biters add a sweet kick instead of the usual. swirl it around until its all mixed up. drop a cherry in the glass, i smash them against the side so its muddled and you don't have to wait for the end to taste it.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 02:50 |
no goon is turned away for their tastes. if we did that we would just be d&d.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 03:03 |
mormonpartyboat posted:i was sipppin on some ozark distillery bourbon with a hint of water this evening that sounds pretty rad. guessing they keep it pretty local because ive never seen it up here.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 06:51 |
Deceptive Thinker posted:cold ruins the taste that's a benefit for lovely liqours. fridgid fireball is amazing and very cheep. jager is also good cold because there's not a good taste to ruin cold ruining the taste is why you almost always drink wine at room temp
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 19:43 |
2DCAT posted:A lot of people like buying store-bought vermouth, and while there is a lot of good stuff out there (punt e mas and antica formula immediately come to mind), you can do it better and cheaper if you do it on your own: im definitely trying this one my summer settles down. also gonna share my polish brandy recepie when I make another batch.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 01:20 |
Old Kentucky Shark posted:Adults over the age of 18. Also, the numbers are slightly off; it's 30% don't drink, 30% drink less than 1 drink a week, 20% drink less than once a day, 10% drink approximately twice a day, and the final 10% averages 74 drinks per week or more than 10 drinks per day. i wonder how this break up by region. im east coast and i struggle to think of anyone 18-40 who drinks LESS than like 4 drinks a weekend. that upper 10% really making bank for the alcohol companies. i drink excessively and still probably only ~20 drinks worth of alcohol a week.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 01:25 |
since i have no lime, tonight's coctail is not the delicious cosmopolitan it is instead a trashy vodka cran remember that ice will throw off your ratios, and you don't want to overfill your glass (having extra is never frowned upon though!) whatever size you want, 1/2 a glass of cranberry juice, 1/4 of vodka, 1/4 of triplesec. makes for a sweet drink that you can pound and discover you have made yourself drunk without realizing it. then the next 3 drinks continue to hit you as you slouch into the couch and mainline tweet refreshes. cranberry juice is cheep and takes the edge off. for those of you curious, thinking this sounds a lot like a cosmo. a proper cosmo is made out of the far better cointreau instead of triplesec, with lime juice, and has a much smaller amount of cranberry. Lindsey O. Graham posted:i'm drinking franzia boxed wine i wish you best with your hangover tomorrow
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 01:46 |
Epic High Five posted:PBR is also union made in America PBR won a blue ribbon st the Chicago worlds fair. If it was good enough back then it's obviously even better now. unfortunately yungling is even better, both in the maga classic america sense and in the more important actual taste sense
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 06:17 |
yuengling, drat that's a younger twister.
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 06:18 |
Epic High Five posted:What about the taste:price ratio huh yuengling is better than pbr for the same price. that might actually be local shipping costs though, depends if you don't live on the east coast. Never tried hamms, but it being as cheep as natty gives me an idea as to what to expect
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 06:20 |
steeling this link http://www.marthastewart.com/917636/egg-nog-family-recipe that's a good eggnog
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 06:36 |
tonight i'm drinking jameson and ginger not really a cocktail, i just can't drink straight jameson because i have to wake up early
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 03:03 |
2DCAT posted:I'm drinking white ladies tonight. oh nice i gotta try that tomorrow, don't have pierre ferrand either but cointreau will work putting egg in anything but nog sounds weird but good
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 03:13 |
Baloogan posted:*stumbles to the bar* What'll it be ducky
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 04:31 |
yeah i definitely prefer it to jack. although I puked to many times as a youth thanks to jack so that might be 50% of it
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 04:42 |
so its a heat wave here so i cant go with someting heavy. tonights coctail is the haleys comet (obviously spelled differently than the astronomical sort) 1.5 oz gin (i go with hendricks) 1/4 oz st. germain 1/4 of grapefruit (best) or OJ (backup) shake over ice, pour into glass top with ginger beer, i aim for about 4oz (third of a can) for these ratios. its a really light and tasty summer drink, i make it in 2 gallon gatorade coolers for beach days with slightly higher fractions of juice and ginger so you dont die.
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 23:25 |
theflyingexecutive posted:oh weird I always thought a haleys was a French 75 (gin, lemon juice, simple, and champagne) with st germain there are so many different names for things these days that we can both be right Vox Nihili posted:How is the Gosling's ginger beer? I'm a big fan of Bundaberg myself. i think its good. although its hard to compare since its the easiest to get up here. i'll keep an eye open for bundaberg and do a side by side if i get a chance
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 22:46 |
Aliquid posted:*takes zinc and potassium tablets* its a holiday weekend. all the food you *should* be eating has plenty of anti-hangover ingredients. but good choice
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 07:25 |
where im spending the summer working bars are closed on sundays, "forcing" me to drink wine at home alone
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 05:43 |
if youre embracing what you have newly gained: bud light if youre drinking to mourn what youve lost: mimosas
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 01:22 |
ive got elysian space dust ipa in the fridge right now
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:20 |
what is that creamy and delicious looking base for your trash can?
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 01:06 |