The Dunk King Part 2: The Return of the Fraudulent 60 inch Vertical

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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

this guy looks like the movie Suicide Squad gave birth to a person

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:09

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:18

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Did that boy just say his sister is his mother

SHE'S MY SISTER *slap*
SHE'S MY MOTHER *slap*
SHE'S MY SISTER *slap*
SHE'S MY MOTHER *slap*

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:21

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

That movie that Mr. Handsome is in? It's a Christian-themed sports movie.

Here are some reviews:

quote:

In a review for Focus on the Family, the film critic wrote, "Slamma Jamma has a good heart and fine messages. But perhaps more importantly for those who want to see the film, it showcases some amazing athleticism. While this basketball film sometimes stumbles a bit narratively and content-wise, on the court its slam dunk maestros literally soar."

In a review for MovieGuide, the film critic wrote, "SLAMMA JAMMA is an uplifting, positive movie with strong Christian faith and values. It calls on people to choose God�s love and turn to faith to overcome the world�s troubles."

In a review for The Hollywood Reporter, Frank Scheck wrote that the film combined its "inspirational and sports-movie tropes in hackneyed, unoriginal fashion" and it's "hoary, melodramatic plotting and painfully awkward dialogue leave nary a clich� untouched."

A review on Common Sense Media gave it one out of five stars stressing that "[u]nless you're a fan of the physical act of the slam dunk (of which there are plenty in this film), there's nothing to recommend in this artless redemption story. Slamma Jamma has a decent message -- hanging onto faith and fortitude is a decisive way to rise from the ashes of youthful 'mistakes' -- but the film itself is weighed down by so many missed opportunities that it's hard to watch."

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:26

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

a passion for breaking backboards: a good passion

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:31

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

flip that net over the rim for bonus points

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:32

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

ghee du pwee

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:00

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

he gets a 100 in the "awesome gay dads" competition

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:10

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i cannot wait for "Charles Barkley's Race Relations"

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:25

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

"United Shades of America with Charles Barkley" really sounds like an SNL skit

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:35

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

literally three days from now there will be a much better, more thoughtful, less Barkley-filled exploration of what it means to be Muslim in America that, I cannot stress enough, does not involve Charles Barkley in any way, on CNN.

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:40

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

this is not a dunk, this is a drum solo

# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:46

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

jumping over your mom adds like a million points to the difficulty level because if you gently caress up you will never ever hear the end of it

# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:56

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Shaq really felt that one.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:58

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

imo Flight is gonna get the money at the end of the night

# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:58

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

pop quiz, which is more embarrassing:

*missing a dunk over your fianc� who you were planning on proposing to immediately after, in front of a national tv audience

*your fianc� rejecting your proposal after you dunk over her, in front of a national tv audience

*being guy dupuy

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:00

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

"i just want to say something real heartwarming because you lost your dad

also your dunk was mediocre, you get a 90"

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:07

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

he is going to dunk his girlfriend

like pick her up and put her through the hoop

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:09

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

if he gets a higher score than the guy who lost his dad, just because he proposed to his fianc�

i will be kinda annoyed and angry on the internet for like, a few hours

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:10

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

seriously, you couldn't jump it longways, or put the ball under your legs or nothing? weak

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:11

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i know i am going to be mad at these scores, just get it over with

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:14

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

absolute bullshit

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:16

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

you are trying to tell me that dunking over a car is higher degree of difficulty than dunking over your mom

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:16

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

jordan kilgannon, your dad is dead and you just jumped twenty feet into the air and literally did a swan dive into the hoop, we've never seen anything like that before

i give you one point lower than the guy who got engaged after mildly dunking over a car

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:18

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

never do that accent again

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:19

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

that was a dope dunk tho

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:20

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

lets get that 4th place guy out the way right now

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:27

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

that was loving awesome

flight makes right

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:29

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

did he just dunk over the same car again?

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:35

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

this is interesting, but kinda lame

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:36

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

he should have just head butted it in

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:37

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

oh holy poo poo he is just calling out this entire thing right now

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:38

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

and for my next dunk, i am going to jump over all of these burning bridges

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:38

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Jordan Kilgannon blew a 3 100 lead

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:39

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

jordan kilgannon was right

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:40

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:18

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

god dammit is that loving richard spenser on my tv again?

this night sucks

# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:42

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