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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

in the ussr women became leaders of the sciences

in the usa women were lobotomized for talking back to dad

didn't realize you were a goonette zimbardo

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Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

Fallen Hamprince posted:

didn't realize you were a goonette zimbardo

Only women can care about the rights of women.

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nanomashoes posted:

Only women can care about the rights of women.

he's implying zimbardo is lobotomized

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Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

Dreddout posted:

he's implying zimbardo is lobotomized

So women speaking out should be lobotomized? Wow, fallen hamprince is a raging misogynist.

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Nanomashoes posted:

Only women can care about the rights of women.

wow you're loving slow

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Piss de Bundy posted:

, sounds like opera poo poo

opera rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y8aYw8pY-w

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Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

Piss de Bundy posted:

tankie memes and tankie music is garbage

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GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

This thread is straying from its purpose, which is a safe space to mourn the victims of communism

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GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

rip himmler

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

rip Usta�e

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Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

rip Arrow Cross, you only wanted Hungary to be great.

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

This thread is straying from its purpose, which is a safe space to mourn the victims of communism

*francis voice* I hate victims

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R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

Piss de Bundy posted:

that dramatic style of socialist singing is just loud and overbearing, sounds like opera poo poo

opera is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDxhRdXbuY

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GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Opera owns and anyone who says otherwise is a tasteless dullard. Hth.

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Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

R. Guyovich posted:

opera is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDxhRdXbuY

your new av rocks btw

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Tacky-Ass Rococco: Sep 7, 2010; by R. Guyovich

quote:

An ultra-leftist anarcho-liberal zionist professor and trotskyite wrecker was teaching a class on Amadeo Bordiga, a known revisionist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bordiga and accept that he was the the greatest communist theorist the world has ever known, even greater than Lenin!�

At this moment, a brave, nationalistic Red Army tank commander who had killed 1500 Kronstadt Sailors and understood that famines happen all the time because of material conditions and fully supported all military actions by Stalin stood up and held up an AK-47.

�Who uses this weapon, ultra?�

The arrogant professor smirked quite revisionistly and smugly replied: �State capitalist imperialists, you stupid tankie�

�Wrong. It�s a weapon used by freedom fighters the world over. From the DPRK to our comrades in the Islamic State, this gun is a symbol of REAL AND ACTUALLY EXISTING socialist movements�

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Conquest of Bread. He stormed out of the room crying those bourgeois crocodile tears. The same tears ultras cry for the �Kulaks" (who lived in such bourgeois luxury that they had bread to eat) when they jealously try to claw justly earned labour vouchers from the deserving vanguard. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Leon Trotsky, wished he had learned the importance of dialectics and become more than a sophist leftcom professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself in embarrassment, but his undialectic anarchist commune forbid weapons!

The students applauded and all registered CPGB-ML that day and accepted Lenin as their lord and savoir. An eagle named �The Dictatorship of the Proletariat� flew into the room and perched atop the Soviet flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Several saying were read aloud from Mao's book, and Stalin himself showed up and gave them extra bread rations for a week.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He got arrested by the NKVD and was tossed in a Gulag for the rest of his life.

And the name of that student? Enver Hoxha.

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