- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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you must be looking for the victims of fascism thread.
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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rip Trotsky
j/k he was murdered by a consortium of chewing gum manufacturers
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May 18, 2017 18:53
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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im weeping and gnashing my teeth over this pile of dead waffen ss soldiers
just sobbing
you must be looking for the victims of liberalism thread
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May 18, 2017 19:48
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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If only Comrade Beria had purged the revisionists when he had the chance. His death signaled the end of true Marxism-Leninism in the USSR; all that remained was opportunism.
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May 19, 2017 01:35
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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list of people who aren't people:
fascists
"fascists"
ultra-leftists
anarchists
Trotskyists
liberals
uppity sailors
Old Bolsheviks
Polish officers
Red Army officers
lumpenproles
rich peasants
reasonably comfortable peasants
poor peasants
Ukrainians
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May 19, 2017 03:02
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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It turns out bourgeois notions like "freedom of thought" and "freedom of speech" are actually pretty danged handy sometimes.
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May 19, 2017 19:35
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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Mendelian genetics is fascism.
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May 19, 2017 20:39
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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mlyp
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May 21, 2017 04:20
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- Tacky-Ass Rococco
- Sep 7, 2010
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by R. Guyovich
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quote:
An ultra-leftist anarcho-liberal zionist professor and trotskyite wrecker was teaching a class on Amadeo Bordiga, a known revisionist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bordiga and accept that he was the the greatest communist theorist the world has ever known, even greater than Lenin!”
At this moment, a brave, nationalistic Red Army tank commander who had killed 1500 Kronstadt Sailors and understood that famines happen all the time because of material conditions and fully supported all military actions by Stalin stood up and held up an AK-47.
”Who uses this weapon, ultra?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite revisionistly and smugly replied: “State capitalist imperialists, you stupid tankie”
”Wrong. It’s a weapon used by freedom fighters the world over. From the DPRK to our comrades in the Islamic State, this gun is a symbol of REAL AND ACTUALLY EXISTING socialist movements”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Conquest of Bread. He stormed out of the room crying those bourgeois crocodile tears. The same tears ultras cry for the “Kulaks" (who lived in such bourgeois luxury that they had bread to eat) when they jealously try to claw justly earned labour vouchers from the deserving vanguard. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Leon Trotsky, wished he had learned the importance of dialectics and become more than a sophist leftcom professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself in embarrassment, but his undialectic anarchist commune forbid weapons!
The students applauded and all registered CPGB-ML that day and accepted Lenin as their lord and savoir. An eagle named “The Dictatorship of the Proletariat” flew into the room and perched atop the Soviet flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Several saying were read aloud from Mao's book, and Stalin himself showed up and gave them extra bread rations for a week.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He got arrested by the NKVD and was tossed in a Gulag for the rest of his life.
And the name of that student? Enver Hoxha.
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