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sup y'all, finally landed my dream job of teaching EFL at Tokimeki Memorial Junior College School Where Everyone Is An Ancient Yet Childish Elf. packed up my cargo shorts for all the horse-sized tear drops i'll need for when Sexy Fanservice Nurse murders me daily with a giant mallet. anyone got any tips on how to connect with that aloof yet passionate older-sister type senpai who might just be a horse in a dress? she's not participating in Literature and it's bringing her grades down. |
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May 18, 2017 17:08
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Firstly, congrats OP. You should try connecting with her on a secondary storyline. Is her horse sister, who's actually a magical demon, using her spells to cause her clothes to fly off at inopportune times? Perhaps by acing as an intermediary and helping to heal their relationship (not devoid of your own hijinks) you can allow her to refocus and get back on the right track. |
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May 18, 2017 17:35
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Thanks, Vanisher, and might I say, excellent dancypotato in yr avatar. To be honest this is extremely a PG rated school, no clothes flying off or improbable breasts as far as the eye can see. Today one of the small mean girls dumped a whole sack of oats infront of Aloof Upperclasshorse and the room just about lost it, kids started transformation sequences left and right but I snapped them out of it before too too much of the building was destroyed. All's in a day's work, I suppose! crimes |
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May 18, 2017 17:50
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Just remember that its the schools responsibility to provide magical barriers and protection, and you should reach out to your local union rep if you ever feel there could be better wards. |
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May 18, 2017 18:37
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I don't habla much nihongo and my union reps are all shirtless bikers with impeccable hair. There's a rumor one of them transforms into a buxom young lass if splashed with cold water, which is why they never travel when it rains. Also because their huge tires are so, so needlessly bald.
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May 18, 2017 18:46
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me: Hello class, welcome to the first day of term. I'm your new homeroom teacher - I'll be in your care. class [each of whom have a single piece of toast in their mouths]: mmff
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May 18, 2017 19:43
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no they will not posted:me: Hello class, welcome to the first day of term. I'm your new homeroom teacher - I'll be in your care.
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May 18, 2017 20:26
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make sure you check that you aren't actually a ghost, common problem I hear for your first day of teaching |
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May 18, 2017 20:56
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had to cancel the midterm after every student turned out to be a log with cusses carved on them.
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May 19, 2017 03:04
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| You gotta help me teach, I can't control my own powers! *teleports* People make fun of me everyday so I'm finding it hard to learn to control myself with the power of friendship. *breathes fire* | |
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May 19, 2017 03:32
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Op make sure none of your students are a life size puppet. The old man standing behind them is a dead give away. |
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May 19, 2017 14:07
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What classes are you teaching, Phiz? |
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May 19, 2017 14:19
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Putty posted:You gotta help me teach, I can't control my own powers! *teleports* People make fun of me everyday so I'm finding it hard to learn to control myself with the power of friendship. *breathes fire* |
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May 19, 2017 14:45
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no they will not posted:me: Hello class, welcome to the first day of term. I'm your new homeroom teacher - I'll be in your care.
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May 19, 2017 16:32
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Congrats man Ive been teaching for a while now in dai-ryu high school and let me tell you there is nothing easier in the world. Its like, no matter how many times over they can break the world in two, just grab their ear, calms em right down Just like cats |
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May 19, 2017 16:38
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Decon posted:What classes are you teaching, Phiz? we're on some kinda weird lunar calendar so things change pretty frequently, but on even days my mornings usually start with "intro to butt jokes" followed by "adjectives related to power" and then a lunch seminar on SAT vocab. Afternoon classes I teach the older kids, so the materials a little more rigorous. my favorite right now is "the advanced seminotics of robot parts" and a primer on catgirl anatomy. rumor has it that lum's adopted daughter goes to this school but they've all got fuckin horns or antlers so idk man. hard to separate rumors from reality in these parts. crimes |
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May 19, 2017 16:40
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Congrats man In case of emergency, wish on Dragonballs |
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May 19, 2017 17:24
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i like to think that i wovld have truly found my tru-self and excelled at an anime high school. prob would have been like Kaneda from Akira rolling in to class (occasionally if there were babes) with a lit smoke high on caps...and then cut out after lunch on my rad af anime biek smoking the rear tire off it blowing doughnuts in the staff parking lot it in full view of Kyoto-Sensei
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May 19, 2017 19:01
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After weeks of suspicion I finally get to bust two of my students for cutting class. Miho claimed that they missed class because they had to fight a wizard from another dimension in a battle for the fate of the universe. Guess they couldn't keep their alibi straight because Akane said it was a demon.
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May 19, 2017 20:05
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Good morning class; Skirts up! |
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May 19, 2017 21:44
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lmbo calrissian posted:Good morning class; Skirts up!  chk whats under this skirt teach-san 
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May 20, 2017 00:28
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lmbo calrissian posted:Good morning class; Skirts up! lol
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May 20, 2017 01:40
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*tells guidance councilor to "sit on it" when they suggest i take AP chemistry because "I have potential" then lies and says ill think about it* *instead signs up for back to back Metal Shop I and II classes instead and spends half the day making a wakizashi while listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor* *私はAPの化学を取ることを提案するときにガイダンスの評議員に「座って」いるように指示します。「潜在的可能性がある」、 *代わりにMetal Shop IとIIのクラスをバックツーバックでサインアップし、半分をワキザシにしてGodspeed You！ 黒皇帝* Impkins Patootie fucked around with this message at 02:14 on May 20, 2017
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May 20, 2017 02:11
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Teachers maybe consider setting aside some time to help teach the kids that their grades aren't everything. I worry what would happen should the proud but aloof nerd who typically always scores at the top of the class be suddenly outdone by a brash slacker who only had to focus on her or his talents to discover a hidden genius, or perhaps by a smart but shy unassuming scholarship student from a poor family. Proper mentoring can make the difference between that proud nerd developing a grudging respect for their fellow classmate or swearing to be their undying rival. |
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May 20, 2017 02:58
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Scroon posted:Teachers maybe consider setting aside some time to help teach the kids that their grades aren't everything. But can ur tiger mom break through my crane dad?? En garde! 
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May 20, 2017 04:01
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We had a snow day so now I have to grade papers on Tokimeki Memorial Day Weekend. I might as well tear up my ticket to the hot springs!
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May 20, 2017 04:04
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Subs: Deep monotone teaching voice Dubs: Smug growling teaching voice |
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May 20, 2017 06:26
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*clutch kicks and drifts into parking space on the first day of class @ anime vocational school parking lot in Sil-eighty w/ the super eurobeat banging out the Pioneers* *校長 watches from afar and nods auspiciously*  *before stepping out and heading inside...glances at self in the rearview mirror and says "Watashi wa koko de daijōbudarou, Taco-chan~"* <queue music, roll credits> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoFSQeOAYz4
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May 20, 2017 06:54
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I'd say just dont worry about it. In a day or two one of your students is going to pilot a mech or date an alien or something and you can just coast off on lazy lesson plans and call it a day.
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May 20, 2017 14:48
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Why do they keep givning me the transfer students?!
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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May 20, 2017 16:36
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Chill la Chill posted:Why do they keep givning me the transfer students?! Are they mysterious transfer students who might be sliders, espers, time travelers, or space aliens?
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May 20, 2017 16:49
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p. fuckin wack every time i need a cup of water i gotta drive up and down mt Akina in an toyota sprinter
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May 20, 2017 17:37
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May 23, 2017 18:26
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Matoi Ryuko posted:
"Runs with scissors." |
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May 23, 2017 18:30
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Barking Gecko posted:"Runs with scissors." I ain't even gunna GO to school!!!!
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May 23, 2017 18:40
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i wanted to work on lesson plans but the cat that only me and my buds can hear told me that it had been a long day and i should just go to bed.
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May 23, 2017 18:56
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Matoi Ryuko posted:
Not everyone was forced into a bombastic battle with the school council culminating in a fate of the world space fight |
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May 24, 2017 14:08
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Beware the demon student who is uncannily smart that you have to fight for three episodes when you discover her dark side, only to find out later via psychic remembrances the demon only took grasp of her soul because she was bullied when she was younger and this left her emotionally vulnerable to let in the demon which consequently reminded you of your own past which we will delve into for two episodes in Sepia tones, and then we will come back to the present at the Climax of the fight only to discover that the demons are spiritual machines for harvesting your soul energy and that they emerged from [metaphor for the atomic bombs dropped] |
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May 24, 2017 14:56
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You should see if there are any students there with a lot of latent potential and then mentor them. At the right moment (such as at a quiz bowl), that latent potential will explode in a dramatic and magical transformation scene and they will easily win the competition. |
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May 24, 2017 15:00
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If any dopey kid seems to have the girls all over him don't get involved you'll get bamboozled by his arbitrary charm and sucked into dumbassed shenigans |
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May 24, 2017 15:51
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