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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum


http://i.imgur.com/4vAdD8z.gifv

Destiny 2: This Time it's On Fire

Cumming September 8, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1dML6RC5w

http://i.imgur.com/yIL8mG5.gifv

Tei posted:

Hot take theories for Destiny 2:

- Hunter are removed from the game
- You can fly with your ship in the loading screens some sort of minigame bullet storm shotenup
- Theres a barber in the new social area, and based on your race you are not allowed to enter it (robots)
- Matchmaking for RAIDs. You start every raid with 16 players. The map gets filled with enemies and when only 6 players are still alive, they can proceed to the next stage of the raid. The dead guys can start matchmaking again.
- You can remove your helmet and even use has a weapon
- Batman detective movie, you can matchmake / random create missions where you explore random space hulks. Gravity in these relics is randomized and events too.
- You can equip a pocket dimension (housing). In this pocket dimension you can have crota inside your garden, killing cabals
- You can bet real world money on Osiris games
- "Prostitution mode" reduce the playable area of the game to the top left in a tiny box, so the rest of the screen can be use to show the streamer persona shirt-less
We can always dream.

What is this dumbass game available on?
It's available on Xbox and PS4. There's no port for PC and if someone decides to buy it on PC they can go to their own dumbass thread

What classes can you be?
Titan, Warlock, and Hunter. All of them shoot guns and all of them can shoot space magic in either Red, Blue, or Purple

Are there raids?
Yeah and it might be more accessible to single player spergs now with matchmaking. This is a Bad thing for a lot of Reasons.
http://i.imgur.com/dI1M8Ey.gifv

How do I play with goons on Xbone?

If you're an Xbro you join through here:

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

:siren: :jackbud: :siren: New Destiny 2 Bone Krew (XBox One) Sign Up Sheet :siren: :jackbud: :siren:



It's that time again! The Bone Krew Destiny (2) clan has been culled down and spread wide to accept new boners. We were filled up with boners for pretty much all of D1, so if you want to be in the clan do not delay!

I'm an Xbox One haver, what do I do?

1. Fill out the contact form here: https://goo.gl/forms/qFlo5MzqgEs40FVd2

2. Go to the BNet Bone Krew clan page and request to join: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2/Chat?groupId=313913
:siren:
Bone Krew Original is full, here's the new overflow clan: Bone Kreux: Part Deux
:siren:
https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2/Chat?groupId=2434388

:siren:




3. Every time something stupid and/or cool happens in the game, record it and share dank gifs in this thread


You can view the XBone roster here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hSL9Fh33-_vQXDDqbmC61V8wmObcjWhJIT0FeBwX8ow/edit?usp=sharing

Be sure to go through the list and add people. The last couple of sign up sheets had over 100 people signed up and it's always better to play with friends. We've got a wide range of players ranging from casual patrolmans to sweaty pvp tryhards. Who knows, maybe you'll find your next trials wife!





How do I play with goons on PS4?

Insane Totoro posted:

Since the original Big Dum Space Mans (PS4/PC) AND the overflow clan are full, we decided to make a SECOND overflow clan for PS4 and PC that's even bigger, dumber, and kinkier.

And then we made a THIRD overflow clan because you are all insane beautiful people.

The new overflow clan is the Big, Dumb Space Men and we are open to all who want to join. You can even invite your friends.

As always, we reiterate that even though we have four KINK clans that we form up in the the Discord channel and we ask that you try to ping us there when you submit applications, especially for non-goon friends. Just because there's FOUR separate kinky clans doesn't mean we all can't play together.

We'd like this Discord to be THE place for PS4 matchmaking and fireteam making.

To reiterate this is one drat awesome looking sticky muffin. You might say it is big and delicious too.



You also haven't lived until you have had a kinky breakfast in the back seat of a car in a Wegmans parking lot.

Furthermore, Kay Is a Noob Killa.





ps4 Europe

quote:

El_Molestadore wrote on Sep 3, 2017 07:25:
Can you add this to the OP?

Goon Squid Europa
https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2103474
Primarily PS4 but some will get the game on pc as well.



What do we know so far about Destiny 2?
http://kotaku.com/everything-we-know-about-destiny-2-updating-1795340040

How do I buy it?
Buy it digitally on the stores. Nobody gives a gently caress about barbies or capes unless they're in the game



Is the PVP cool?
http://i.imgur.com/HgU9kcW.gifv
yeah

Is there strategy involved?
http://i.imgur.com/CCey9Dw.gifv
Yeah, use the right guns
http://i.imgur.com/MauScZs.gifv

Is the PVE Cool?
Yeah, trick people into poo poo
http://i.imgur.com/lZeWpN3.gifv

get to listen to your buds be dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73Wz4oTECc


Rules:
Don't talk about your stupid loving gaming rig no one gives a poo poo about drivers and RAM

I'll update this page as time goes on

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Mar 9, 2018

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum



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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

:siren: Boys, it's been real. Thanks to all the posters here who helped us find our true selves. Please enjoy this send off montage from all of us at Bone Krew :siren:

Bone Krew - The Rippin' And The Tearin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5iIaP0M3c

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Sep 11, 2017

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
And this

lmao
http://www.pcgamer.com/destiny-2-pc-release-date/

quote:

Tei posted:

My brother and me are gamers. He is unemployed and play World of Tanks all day, I have a job and support the pretense to be a normal function being.

This summer my sister left in our house the cage of my cousin hamster in the living room without telling us about it. Not having a reason to go to the living room (we all have our own room with big TV's to play videogames all day) the poor hamster died. The summer was specially hot this year, so it not only died, after a few days was a completely desiccated and odorless mummie.

I feel bad for the animal (I really do, plus is my cousin ex-hamster), but had a good laugh about it.

I want to render a analogy of this dead hamster and how Bungie manage loot in this game.

Bungie is me and my brother. And this hamster is the players.
The hamster is addicted to water and food. Players play Iron Banner for the rewards. Is supposed to be a high challenge high reward activity.
The hamster died without any water, under high temperatures and with not food whatsoever. Players find it confusing that after 30 games, they only have seen 2 or 3 items drop for anyone in any of the 30 games.

dahbadu posted:

Actual true story: Not to rub it in (actually, yeah, I'm gonna rub it in), but my wife is also close to a decade younger than me and she's hot. She's a goon, into games, and she's a CSE major that can out-code most of the posers in this thread. And to return to an earlier point -- just perhaps, the people that cry sperg the loudest may want to look inward. And just perhaps, maybe I'm doing something right and the problem isn't with me.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Something came in the mail







Seal Team Twix is locked and cocked






It's time for a Snacktical Reload




Let's eat the rear end of Destiny 2 guys



some stuff I done stole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVjkSWDsBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra1GlrLj8bM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmhr4xuVPIo


moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Feb 23, 2018

Serf
May 5, 2011


Definitely gonna go with PS4 and see what happens from there.

Drain 001
Nov 24, 2010

Dinosaur Gum
Can't wait for red bar superstars to still exist.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

TRIPMINE GIF

http://i.imgur.com/jw7Iz0I.gifv

RIP one hit kill grenades

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Where is the cross platform account future

I'll buy this dumb alive game for all three platforms if I can drag my stupid loot between all three

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I've been mostly playing Overwatch while we wait for Destiny 2 to drop. Can't wait to stomp poo poo into the ground in the new one.

I was actually really impressed with the graphics they showed. It looks way better.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Nerf guns confirmed for Destiny 2.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Gonna be a party. Will likely play on Bone.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Grenade launcher, YeS!. My favorite type of weapon in destiny !! :DD

Everything looks shiny. Warlock super looks the best so far.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Did someone say shiny warlocks?





How about fabulous titans

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Thanks for the new thread. I was already tired of pc chat.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Alteisen posted:

Did someone say shiny warlocks?





How about fabulous titans



Wow I didn't know Betty was playing

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Can't wait to be Gay Purple Space Captain America

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I will probably buy it on PC so I can play with people I know again, but who cares Destiny 2!!!

Bring back Thunderlord and also Peter Dinklage

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
No loner pandering! Long live steve.gifv!

Also solar damage is orange not red


:eyepop:

the good fax machine fucked around with this message at 22:03 on May 18, 2017

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

First batch of guns in Destiny 2 should all be made out of scrap iron we find scattered around our exploded vaults.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Hell Yeah I'm PC COMPATIBLE

Pretty
Crap at

Controllers.
Only
Mouse
Precision
Aims
True.
I'm
Barely,
Limply,
Erect

Last_Taste
Feb 13, 2012

Make Thorn Great Again

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
How much ram.........


...



...




...ing dudes' asses will I be doing in the new crucible???

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

xzzy posted:

First batch of guns in Destiny 2 should all be made out of scrap iron we find scattered around our exploded vaults.

It should be the Khvostov again. The one thing the Cabal spared.

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k
Ground floor

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Can't wait to enter destiny2.exe into my console.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lol the thread icon

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k

xzzy posted:

First batch of guns in Destiny 2 should all be made out of scrap iron we find scattered around our exploded vaults.

So the iron banner pipe guns?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

cant wait to dome people out of their various garbage melee supers :hellyeah:

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

i'll die like 80% of the time

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
We still have 4 months of Destiny 1 to play!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Warlock is apparently lol tier overpowered hammerbro style.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
All new DESTINY but I'm still retarded, gay, and dead.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Will there be a teabag emote? I really don't like pressing O a bunch of times.

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k

BlindSite posted:

Warlock is apparently lol tier overpowered hammerbro style.

Traded cool jumps for a sick super

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Talk about Destiny 1 and Destiny 2 ITT if you have a superior console

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

quote:

- You can fly with your ship in the loading screens some sort of minigame bullet storm shotenup

its crazy to me that namco had a patent on load screen minigames until 2015

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

texaholic posted:

Will there be a teabag emote? I really don't like pressing O a bunch of times.
Oh my god this would be amazing.

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k
Wait is titan skating gone? :ohdear:

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
.

the good fax machine fucked around with this message at 17:58 on May 25, 2018

Fenrax
Oct 9, 2012

The Meat Dimension posted:

Wait is titan skating gone? :ohdear:

A couple people who played it today said "traditional titan skating" is gone.

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


gently caress yeah

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