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RedSpider
May 12, 2017

I knew this film was going to be a disappointment the moment they cast Idris Elba as Roland.

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RedSpider
May 12, 2017

Diabetic posted:

Mads Mikkelsen would've been my current pick for Roland.

Scott Eastwood for me. :chord:

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

Guy Mann posted:

Between this and Lady Ghostbusters, Columbia/Sony seem to be doing a pretty good job using superficially progressive casting to get people to market their terrible blockbuster franchise-starters for them.

This film is going to flop just like that Ghostbusters film did for being terrible.

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

18% so far on RT lmfao

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

I hope this film ends Idris Elba's career.

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

So how long do you think it will take before they remake this with a better cast and director?

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

crime fighting hog posted:

Seems the consensus is to watch it at home for 3 bucks with beers to dull the pain and skip the theater?

Just skip it entirely (not the beers though).

ZorajitZorajit posted:

It's a fair write up of Goldman's questionable filmography but I'd take issue with the continued insistence on ripping into Batman & Robin. That movie deserves some re-evaluation as a camp piece and the gay interpretation of the characters courtesy Schumaker. It's an intentional film, which the usual critiques miss either absently or willfully.

holy poo poo this is a hilarious post.

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RedSpider
May 12, 2017

I'm glad this steaming pile of poo poo was a critical and commercial disaster. Hopefully we'll get a proper adaptation with better direction, writing, and casting within 10 years.

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