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Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

Just saw the movie. One part I laughed my rear end off about was Roland asking Jake if there were guns in his world, and if bullets were as rare there as they were here. Jake replies, "You're gonna like Earth. A lot." with a little nod. Great line.

Otherwise the movie felt like a saturday morning cartoon plagiarizing ideas from a much better piece of intellectual property.

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Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

I tried to describe the differences between this movie and the books to my brother, who hasn't read them. In the end i summarized it as the entire movie is like a trailer for the book series. Things are just so condensed and glossed over that's basically the only way to talk about it.

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