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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
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ManMythLegend posted:

Suddenly, Caro bursts through the door firing a rusty AK blindly into the skyline outside. "I suppressed the snipers, get him behind cover!" he shouts to the lunch time crowd.

He rolls behind the counter of the Taco Bell frantically tweeting: "Langley, I'm burning cover. I've got to use the advanced YouTube techniques to save ElMal. Need immediate extract."

He unpacks the filthy Swiss Army knife from his 511 tac pants along with some gauze and ace bandages. Working swiftly he starts to dig the bullets from the weabo's body. "Someone hold my camera, I need this for my channel!"

Jaguars! posted:

Kyle 'IDR' Valentine sighed as he drew his gold plated custom engraved M1911 deagle.

Whip sighed as he drew his yellow plastic X26 taser.

Commander Shep sighed as he casually brought his nightstick down on a minority's head.

Panic reigned in the taco bell.

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