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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB gameday week eight: the place to post about how the bullpen fucked you

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

holy gently caress, Addy

# ? May 23, 2017 01:10

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

holy poo poo addy

# ? May 23, 2017 01:10

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Russell...

# ? May 23, 2017 01:10

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

WOW THAT ADDY PLAY IS HOT GARBAGE NOW

# ? May 23, 2017 01:11

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

also jesus christ almora

# ? May 23, 2017 01:11

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Almora!

:swoon:

Holy defense, Cubs

# ? May 23, 2017 01:11

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

GOODY GRAVY IT'S A GLOVE PARTY

# ? May 23, 2017 01:11

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

what the gently caress was that

# ? May 23, 2017 01:11

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

What the hell is going on???

# ? May 23, 2017 01:11

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

love when lackey pitches in gale force winds blowing out

And yet when at Coor's he pitches 7 shutout innings

# ? May 23, 2017 01:12

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

The Pussy Boss posted:

what the gently caress was that

take solace in the fact that Lackey is total rear end

# ? May 23, 2017 01:12

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

WOW THAT ADDY PLAY IS HOT GARBAGE NOW

TRADE ADDY

# ? May 23, 2017 01:12

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Salvador Perez just had a 12 pitch at bat when two pitches were thrown in the strike zone. The most Salvy at bat.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:13

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

that is a pretty...adventurous outfield by the giants

# ? May 23, 2017 01:15

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

So is Zobrist the leadoff guy now?

# ? May 23, 2017 01:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Your Taint posted:

So is Zobrist the leadoff guy now?

Against lefties at least

# ? May 23, 2017 01:17

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Hell of a plate appearance so far

# ? May 23, 2017 01:18

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

This is why you have Zobrist lead off, make em work.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:19

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

How do you just stare at strike three on the 13th pitch of the AB :negative:

:negative:

# ? May 23, 2017 01:20

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

This is why you have Zobrist lead off, make em work.

Schwarber is 5th in the NL in pitches per PA, Zobrist is 19th. :ssh:

:ssh:

But they are #1 and #2 on the Cubs in that category, respectively.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:22

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Affeldt is OK in the booth I guess but it's just not the same as when Kruk and Kuip are together

# ? May 23, 2017 01:23

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

How do you just stare at strike three on the 13th pitch of the AB

Still a hell of an AB. Zo should have been leading off from the start.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:24

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Good start Stros

# ? May 23, 2017 01:26

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/866806114171707393

OH poo poo

# ? May 23, 2017 01:26

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Schwarber is 5th in the NL in pitches per PA, Zobrist is 19th.

But they are #1 and #2 on the Cubs in that category, respectively.

What did I tell you about undermining me with facts in front of all my friends?

# ? May 23, 2017 01:28

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/866806114171707393

OH poo poo

Let him bat

# ? May 23, 2017 01:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/866806114171707393

OH poo poo

# ? May 23, 2017 01:28

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

carlos zambrano is unironically one of my all-time favorite cubs, what a splendid maniac

# ? May 23, 2017 01:28

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

R.D. Mangles posted:

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/866806114171707393

OH poo poo

He needs to find a short guy to pound into the ground.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:29

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

# ? May 23, 2017 01:30

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

They're gonna have to call this guy Doublesby, no that's ok I'll show myself out

# ? May 23, 2017 01:32

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

not raining down here on the south side :smug:

:smug:

# ? May 23, 2017 01:32

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Dansby looking like a whole different player from the April one

# ? May 23, 2017 01:32

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Dansbyyyyyyy

# ? May 23, 2017 01:33

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Lol why are they even looking at this he was out by a mile

# ? May 23, 2017 01:35

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Joey Freshwater posted:

Lol why are they even looking at this he was out by a mile

Yeah the tag was a little higher up than it looked live but still out. And costly now.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:36

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Brandon Phillips has been a good pickup.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:36

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Wilson Contreras doing his best Baez hit impression.

# ? May 23, 2017 01:37

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Jesus Brandon :stare:

:stare:

He fell over

e: 200 dingers!

# ? May 23, 2017 01:37

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:12

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Good play by Gurriel there, and Correa to even get it there

# ? May 23, 2017 01:37

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