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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


The St. Louis Cardinals front office is, in recognition of prior works, cordially invited to go gently caress themselves. Nothing against their roster (free agents with realistic alternatives aside), but they'll have to get their stats and wins elsewhere.

I believe in your power to be better than Kershaw vs. the Cardinals tonight, Kershaw.

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:stare::respek::stare:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


117 pitches. Can't put one in the opposing pitcher's strike zone. Stays in the game.

Regale me of your bullpen woes, Cards fans.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


I'm not even mad, that was hilarible.

E: At least we got two innings of 'we can end it now' coming up.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 05:37 on May 24, 2017

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oh gently caress. That one wasn't worth it.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Today I learned Puig is a Highlander.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


bawfuls posted:

i mean yeah I would have preferred it but this game has some peak Cardinals devil magic

Alternatively the Dodgers could try scoring more than a single run

It can be two things.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:siren: :chome: FINALLY JESUS :chome: :siren:

Rapid Edit: and then the Dodgers bench comes out to put Forsythe back on the disabled list lmao

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


elentar posted:

what the hell

we gave you every chance man

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


What if it's the rotation that hosed you?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oh goody, the Dodgers have a road game at Dodger Stadium today.

Does the city of Chicago subsidize intolerable superfandom or something?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Bryant looks pretty safe on all the angles

cosmic thinking emoji

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I sure didn't see a conclusive angle

yeah ivy-tinted goggles will do that

also hi out there

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


dang

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Only five innings? Again?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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That might be alright

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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Go Barves

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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The Dodgers might be okay this season

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
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bawfuls posted:

Joe Buck still talking about the Dodgers needing more pitching to succeed in the postseason while watching McCarthy shut out the defending champs for six innings

~<narrative>~

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


The Pussy Boss posted:

get this: Go Giants

Qué será será.

Let *urp* let us go the Car:barf:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Son of a butt. Is Kershaw broken?

uhh maybe

Edit: edit isn't quote, that's refreshing

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 22:39 on May 28, 2017

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


gently caress the pitcher W-L stat

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

god bless america is dumb and stupid

:yeah:

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Week 9's been up.

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