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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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We couldn't have spared ONE of these runs into first 12 innings yesterday?

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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As a reminder: gently caress the DH forever and ever.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Reminder: Javy would have scored had he not been thrown out.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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John Lackey: A rented mule who was taught to pitch and is now being beaten according to his nature.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Pfft, Piscotty thinks the SF runner is a wuss.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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elentar posted:

hit that a ton

Good thing he lost all that weight, otherwise this would be too easy.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Dinger status: Beefy.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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R.D. Mangles posted:

ian, you're good at baseball, please cheer up my friend



At least the Cubs don't have anyone else who constantly seems depressed. Oh wait...

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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A beefy bid to go along with a beefy blast?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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elentar posted:

Did not see "Matt Adams triple" as a likely happening this year.



Matt Adams led the Cardinals in triples one year. He was tied with Peter Bourjos. :flashfact:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Rich Hill is not having a good night.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I don't care if it's Mike Leake. Why are you walking the pitcher?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I feel like this is a much more Cubs fan-heavy meetup than the last one. If my girlfriend's family doesn't steal me away for the whole day, am I going to get beaten up if I attend?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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bump_fn posted:

ive never been to comiskey but i'm gonna go see david price on monday, any advice/recommendations?

Garlic fries. My girlfriend swears by the walking taco, but it seems like an abomination.

E: Or just get the giant piece of bacon on a stick.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Popete posted:

Cubs are tied for 1st place. Please do a thing tonight Arizona.

This, plus do a thing Cardinals. Let's please get back to rivals fighting for first place and let the Brewers go back to the cellar.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Bat around in the first? Don't mind if we do.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hey Cards, maybe have some offense sometime? Maybe? Possibly? I mean, it's Coors. Please?

No? Okay, cool.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hey look, another GIDP. That's 4 on the night for the Cards, I believe.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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After close and meticulous review, this checks out. Kid's onto something, guys.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

*checks Cardinals score*

Nice.

That's just hurtful though.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Bilirubin posted:

Its only bottom of the 4th

Sports pessimism is a time-honored midwestern value that unites all Chicagoans, regardless of team loyalty. Like bitching about the weather or hating Jay Cutler's stupid face.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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KICK BAMA KICK posted:

I have never seen Jaime Garcia not look like he's about to burst into tears.

On days that he's not pitching he just says hi to fans and smoulders. Seriously, it doesn't translate to TV but that man is extremely handsome.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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How will the White Sox waste bases loaded, no outs? Stay tuned!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Wow, .181? I didn't realize Beefy Lad's average was that bad.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Waino's given up 3 hits, no runs over 7 innings at Coors. Can I please start being excited about Waino starts again?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Drinking, eating sausage, and bitching about sports. 3 Chicago institutions. :cheers:

See a bunch of you nerds at Links tomorrow!

I don't drink, don't eat meat and my team is winning. I am just the worst.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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bump_fn posted:

i thought the rockies were supposed to be the best team in baseball right now

Hilariously cowed by the steamroller offense of the Cardinals. 24th in MLB in runs.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hail Satan, shut out the Rockies at Coors.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I got beer spilled on me and my team is losing. However, A Thing is happening and it's only 69 pitches so far.

Nice.

E: Whoops.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Some guys in the bar just started yelling; I assume Contreras did a thing.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Viva Puig

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Remember when Matt Harvey was good and had a lifetime of promise and potential ahead of him?

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