- Scroon
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A little while back I saw a horsehawk menacing the neighborhood horses so I went outside and chased it away with a broom before it could make a meal of them. Anyway, long story short, one of them swung by my house the other day to notify me that I "am declared Horsefriend forevermore." Can someone explain what this means and what duties/privileges it confers, if any?
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May 22, 2017 01:47
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May 1, 2024 12:36
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- Scroon
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Thanks friends. The horses came around this morning. Apparently there's a special hat horsefriends get to wear! It is very shiny but it kind of looks like a cheap top hat rolled in glue and glitter and buttons. But I appreciate their thoughtfulness and the seriousness of the position.
A couple of the horses looked like they were trying to suppress laughter when they also presented the Horsefriend Large Bowtie that I must wear to be known to every horse and horsekin. I wonder what the joke is; maybe I'll get it soon now that I'm one of them!
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May 22, 2017 12:34
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- Scroon
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I invited the horses to my house so we could watch Boys Over Flowers (my favorite Korean school drama) and I am so awkward at hosting
Things escalated and long story short I may have eaten one of the horses and the others are surely never going to be my friend ever again now
Sigh
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May 23, 2017 03:33
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- Scroon
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I'm assuming you mean that you ate a horse literally, btw. If you are talking euphemistically, that's a whole different piece of advice.
Sometimes I get nervous in social situations and I just try to stuff everything in my mouth as a defense mechanism.
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