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always have apples on hand in case a horse wants a tasty treat, this will only solidify your position as horsefriend. don't mention mr. ed: his is a tale that many horses look down upon with disgust. he basically sold his soul in order to reach unheard of heights in show biz. The Rolling Stones wrote a song called "Wild Horses" and some of the lyrics are "wild horses couldn't drag me away." if you ever sing or recite this song, alter the lyrics to reflect that wild horses could indeed drag you away. when talking of engine capabilities, "horse" power is insulting, implying that the engine is capable of functioning more efficiently than hundreds or sometimes thousands of horses. instead of horsepower you should say "cat power." for example, my Ferrari has more than 65,700 cat power. don't make jokes about long faces unless they are about barnacle jim. good luck horsefriend!
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slowm posted:Give it a lather.
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drat listen to them pussies holler! full bore screaming kitty haulin and truckin gently caress a horse shove these cats in your rear end! yee haw precious cat powers are the life force of America
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