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Manifisto


:five:

Manifisto


truly the ulysses of crabs

vanisher

lol

(I was going for a cyoa kinda thing)



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Manifisto


ulysses c. crab surveys his kingdom. are there rivals, potential mates, scraps to be eaten? seagulls circling hungrily?


ty nesamdoom!

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
a seagull lands near the crab and crab pinches the seagull they become friends (seagull joins your party)

vanisher

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

ulysses c. crab surveys his kingdom. are there rivals, potential mates, scraps to be eaten? seagulls circling hungrily?

vision is limited

nothing in sight except newly arrived seagull and ocean, the beach goes on for a ways



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Putty

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build quantum computer from sea shells and sand

Rock Paper Tongue

May cause birth defects

vanisher posted:

vision is limited

nothing in sight except newly arrived seagull and ocean, the beach goes on for a ways

Invent crab bifocals to improve vision, to better spot treasures or scary things hiding in the sand

Manifisto


build a pile of seashells and climb on top, this will improve our view and also make us look powerful to rivals and potential mates

if there are no seashells handy, ask the seagull to bring us some, there's a love


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

Putty posted:

build quantum computer from sea shells and sand



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Sensual Simian

summer jorts

drat that's a chill seagull/crab friend ship

vanisher



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Manifisto



hooray!

there must be something nice we can do for the seagull in return

perhaps a calypso tune or two would be appreciated

vanisher

The seagull, tired from gathering things, has gone to rest some ways away.



There appears to be a path of some kind, and a large cylindrical object some ways down the beach

vanisher fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 22, 2017



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vanisher

Just remembered seagulls eat crabs. We got lucky with that chill seagull



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Sensual Simian

summer jorts
Crabs are mostly active animals with complex behaviour patterns. They can communicate by drumming or waving their pincers.

crab got something to say, he needs that trash can lid!

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

The seagull, tired from gathering things, has gone to rest some ways away.



There appears to be a path of some kind, and a large cylindrical object some ways down the beach

well hel-loooo beautiful!

vanisher

We braved the sand and made our way to the object



having trouble scaling it's slick surface

vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 22, 2017



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Sensual Simian

summer jorts
suck its dick

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

We braved the sand and made our way to the object



having trouble scaling it's slick surface

posture angrily at it, maybe do a little dance of aggression

gently caress you slippery thing, you are not the boss of us!

Twenty Four


Give someone crabs via romantic encounter.

Of course I just mean for the crab to pursue a giving and loving relationship between a crab and someone they love, being giving themselves.

Maybe in the trash can.

Scroon

Fashion a hat out of wet sand. There's no excuse for not lookin' stylish!

Putty

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Look for David Hasselhoff in trash

Twenty Four


Putty posted:

Look for David Hasselhoff in trash

lol

Historical Wizards


Snip our claws at what we perceive to be the ankles of the shimmering pillar

Darkman Fanpage
avoid traps at all cost

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Collect vood

Macnult

Crab decides to have fun by drumming on the side of the trash can. One of their drum patterns is mimicked by something inside the trash can. Crab is impressed and also curious

Plebian Parasite

relax and just be a crab for a bit

Sensual Simian

summer jorts

Macnult posted:

Crab decides to have fun by drumming on the side of the trash can. One of their drum patterns is mimicked by something inside the trash can. Crab is impressed and also curious

Putty posted:

Look for David Hasselhoff in trash

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

posture angrily at it, maybe do a little dance of aggression

gently caress you slippery thing, you are not the boss of us!

Macnult posted:

Crab decides to have fun by drumming on the side of the trash can. One of their drum patterns is mimicked by something inside the trash can. Crab is impressed and also curious

Beat up the can, no sound from inside



A small hole in the sand seems to have opened at the base



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vanisher

Plebian Parasite posted:

relax and just be a crab for a bit



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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


bury under the sand, don't want to get sunburned

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
unearth corpse of David Hasselhoff's career under trash can

Plebian Parasite

use Hidden Crab Technique: Can Splitting Gigatango on the trashcan

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Try the hole, if that don't work then ask the can politely to see inside.

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Manifisto


poke a twig or bit of grass into that hole before going down there. there may be dinosaurs!


ty nesamdoom!

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