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Plebian Parasite posted:use Hidden Crab Technique: Can Splitting Gigatango on the trashcan We don't have the village elders permission to use this technique Manifisto posted:poke a twig or bit of grass into that hole before going down there. there may be dinosaurs! 
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IT'S A FRIEND! SAY HI IN CRAB SPEECH AND ASK TO COME INSIDE! |
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May 23, 2017 06:34
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< > hey! claws off our twig!!I mean . . .  how's . . . uh, hello mysterious stranger, that's a beautiful crevice you've got there
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May 23, 2017 13:21
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Roll for charisma to see if we can charm the undertrash friend into joining our glorious crab army |
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May 23, 2017 13:55
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Pay the troll toll |
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May 23, 2017 14:20
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Get all down in that crab hole!
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May 23, 2017 15:14
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vanisher posted:We don't have the village elders permission to use this technique !!!!! |
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May 23, 2017 15:40
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"hello my future crabfriend, this is what i sound like" |
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May 23, 2017 16:02
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clearly it needs those other three sticks for its crab square
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May 23, 2017 16:46
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You snap your claws and give a friendly, although a bit formal, greeting to the crab in the hole. No reply is given, but this crab friend seems to beckoning you to join them
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May 23, 2017 16:50
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well I'm down, but I'm wondering about breath spray. is that . . . good or bad for a crab? are crabs expected to have stinky breath? is there maybe some rotting seaweed-scented breath spray that might enhance our charisma? |
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May 23, 2017 17:09
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You attempt the hole It's pitch black except for what appears to be a small glowing flame some ways into the hole 
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May 23, 2017 17:15
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May 23, 2017 17:36
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Whats up buddies?
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May 23, 2017 18:36
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The oldest crab begins to tell us a tale... |
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May 23, 2017 18:44
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Interesting, I didn't think most crabs had tails. Oh tale yay!
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 once, long ago, a sea creature of immeasurable size washed ashore on this beach. It had no pincers. Instead it had long slimy appendages and a bulbous head. Our top crabologists studied the beast, but were unable to figure out how it lived, for it had no protective shell. It took every crab working together to drag the heavy carcass under this protective metal bunker. We have been using it as a food source, but with your gift, we think we have developed the ultimate crab weapon.
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May 23, 2017 19:35
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Gift? What gift? Oh poo poo were we supposed to bring a gift for our kind hosts? Quick fashion something out of whatever we have in our inventory! |
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May 23, 2017 20:54
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vanisher posted:
hmm, imgur link not working. which is a shame because I am very curious about this Lovecraftian development! |
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May 23, 2017 21:14
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once, long ago, a sea creature of immeasurable size washed ashore on this beach. It had no pincers. Instead it had long slimy appendages and a bulbous head. Our top crabologists studied the beast, but were unable to figure out how it lived, for it had no protective shell. It took every crab working together to drag the heavy carcass under this protective metal bunker. We have been using it as a food source, but with your gift, we think we have developed the ultimate crab weapon.|
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Manifisto posted:hmm, imgur link not working. which is a shame because I am very curious about this Lovecraftian development! I'm phone posting and dont normally image link! Tonight ill check from home. Here it is as an attachment |
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May 23, 2017 21:23
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Ask what sort of weapon could be fashioned out of that stick? |
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May 23, 2017 22:21
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Go and have a taste of that sweet ancient leviathan beast, so tender and slimy.
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May 23, 2017 22:24
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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May 24, 2017 04:15
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pretty neat huh
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May 24, 2017 04:16
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May 24, 2017 04:17
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Dick Bastardly posted:Go and have a taste of that sweet ancient leviathan beast, so tender and slimy. the lone slimy sticky bit was the last we had. But do let us know if you see another one it was quite delicious
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Darkman Fanpage posted:the heck is that the beasts slimy skin had a unique suction power, so strong only our finest crab pincer warriors could break its seal. attempts to wield the tentacles with our pincers would be fraught with trouble, as the flesh would tear in our grasp. Using the tool you gave us gives us a handle to wield the appendage, granting he who holds the weapon a formidable advantage against virtually any crab adversary
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May 24, 2017 04:23
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use wepon on crab king. usurp the throne. |
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May 24, 2017 04:30
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use weapon to pull self up cylinder |
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Lizard Wizard posted:use weapon to pull self up cylinder this, we need that steel drum! but ask nicely first if we can borrow it |
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May 24, 2017 12:25
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Lizard Wizard posted:use weapon to pull self up cylinder alnilam posted:this, we need that steel drum! excellent plan also we should hint that, at great expense and personal risk, we might be able to locate one or two more of the tool we provided no promises mind you |
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May 24, 2017 13:20
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Darkman Fanpage posted:use wepon on crab king. usurp the throne.  We ask to borrow it real quick for something not murder related  We could probably work out some kind of tradeManifisto posted:also we should hint that, at great expense and personal risk, we might be able to locate one or two more of the tool we provided We hint that we have seen many such creatures in our time and may be able to bring back lots of food stores You've seen some of these things? Would you train our crabologists in how to capture and defeat these creatures?
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May 24, 2017 16:28
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vanisher posted:We hint that we have seen many such creatures in our time and may be able to bring back lots of food stores well I actually meant implying that we could locate more sticks, but this is fine, let's run with this |
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May 24, 2017 16:46
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 You begin to explain that they live deep under water, and that they are predators, often hunting crabs for food. They are very tricky to kill and many crabs might be lost in such a battle, but you have seen carcasses underwater before and could perhaps bring back a sucker or two. The crabologists are extremely impressed with your worldliness and knowledge
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Manifisto posted:well I actually meant implying that we could locate more sticks, but this is fine, let's run with this We could also gather a couple sticks you tell the crab guy We would gladly trade our weapon for sticks
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May 24, 2017 16:49
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so hmm fellow crab adventure participants, we seem to have some options! they include: (a) fetching some sticks to further impress our new friends (b) taking that tentacle-on-a-stick and trying to scale the mysterious shiny cylinder to see what's inside (c) starting to organize an expedition to hunt or scavenge a giant suckered sea creature I'm down with (c) as a longer-term goal, but what about the others in the interim? maybe we should tell them we're gonna run out and try to get some more sticks, we'll return pretty soon, but we'd like to borrow the tentacle; and then maybe see how quickly-easily we can explore the slick metal object |
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The crab king has decided to make you a crabologist because of your worldliness and knowledge 
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We step outside to gather some sticks because you know, the awesome sucker weapon is a good thing to have Somehow all the sticks have dissapeared
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curses!!! why oh why have you abandoned us, crab-god? however, ulysses c. crab is nothing if not resourceful. there is a green and orange thing nearby that merits investigation. |
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